Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Joe Biden 2020]

Welcome to Season X of everyone's favorite show - The Update.

This season will build off the CADD of last season and will start looking forward to Christmas 2013.  This season will, of course, end long before Christmas, but the seasons between now and then will have the same theme.

As I closed out Season IX, I said I was going to open up the new season talking about the relation between CADD and Kenya.  I am getting this CADD certificate this coming April/May and while I am paying off my debt and raising money to go down there, I will be working with CADD in the United States until time to leave.  I hope to be able to use CADD in Kisumu, Kenya.  I know God is calling me to Kenya.  I feel it with every ounce of my being.  I haven't looked for CADD jobs in Kisumu, mainly because I don't want to start missing it so much that I make a foolish decision and hop on the next flight out, if you know what I mean.  I want to move down there in the proper manner and in the proper time whatever and whenever that is.  I just hope to be able to use CADD while I'm down there to support myself.  We'll see on that.  The main thing I have to have right now is patience.

That's the opening teaser of Season X, so have fun, folks.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Well, let's start the thread off right... what is your starting weight for this Season (or rather, what was it this morning)?  And how is Blondie?  When did you last walk her?

[Lief 🗽]

RIP JJ.

[PJ]

Hi. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Hi. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

It will likely be one of the following:

1. Small hamburger(s)
2. grilled pizza
3. enchilada casserole
4. Subway
5. Ham sandwich(s)
6. Braum's
7. McDonalds
8. South of the Border
9. Hamburgers
10. cinnamon toast

[Sopranos Republican]

Hi. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

It will likely be one of the following:

1. Small hamburger(s)
2. grilled pizza
3. enchilada casserole
4. Subway
5. Ham sandwich(s)
6. Braum's
7. McDonalds
8. South of the Border
9. Hamburgers
10. cinnamon toast

I bet he jumped the shark and had some sort of combination of the above.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Get help.

[Bacon King]

Hi. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

It will likely be one of the following:

1. Small hamburger(s)
2. grilled pizza
3. enchilada casserole
4. Subway
5. Ham sandwich(s)
6. Braum's
7. McDonalds
8. South of the Border
9. Hamburgers
10. cinnamon toast

all of the above

[Lief 🗽]

Come on guys, that's not all Bushie eats. He also occasionally eats steak or, if he's feeling like eating really healthy, pork chops, stuffing and corn.

And of course his usual 3-4 small sloppy joes.

[Eraserhead]

Come on guys, that's not all Bushie eats. He also occasionally eats steak or, if he's feeling like eating really healthy, pork chops, stuffing and corn.

And of course his usual 3-4 small sloppy joes.

Three if it's a normal night, four if it's a diet night.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Well, let's start the thread off right... what is your starting weight for this Season (or rather, what was it this morning)?  And how is Blondie?  When did you last walk her?

I'll let you know in a few moments once I weigh.

She was last walked yesterday by my parents going to training and back.  I was at a post-Kenya Missions Meeting in Edmond.  JJ is getting spayed today, so she probably won't feel like walking much, but with my parents at the lake this weekend, I'm going to try to get out there tomorrow evening before the game starts and again Friday night.  She should be a lot calmer when I walk her.  If she doesn't want to walk, I will at least be able to walk.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Hi. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

It will likely be one of the following:

1. Small hamburger(s)
2. grilled pizza
3. enchilada casserole
4. Subway
5. Ham sandwich(s)
6. Braum's
7. McDonalds
8. South of the Border
9. Hamburgers
10. cinnamon toast

You struck out.  Fish sticks.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Starting weight for Season X as of Wednesday, September 4, 2013 - 06:00 am CDT - 259.8.

[Hatman 🍁]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

[tik 🪀✨]

I like how about 70% of your dinner ideas are more or less the same (burger/sandwich/toast). I mean, really. "I've narrowed my dinner options down. Either hamburgers, smaller hamburgers, or McDonalds."

[Mr. Morden]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

It seems like you're "short on time" practically every night, even when you're watching ~4 hours of TV.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

[Mr. Morden]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

I'm guessing IHOP or McDonald's for breakfast, Subway for lunch, and some place he can get a greasy burger for dinner.

#RIP DIET #RIP JEFF JUNIOR #RIP PAPA

[Hatman 🍁]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

*giggles*

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I imagine JJ as being on the same boat as that dog that died in Futurama, only Bushie doesn't have the excuse of having been cryogenically frozen.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Hi. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

It will likely be one of the following:

1. Small hamburger(s)
2. grilled pizza
3. enchilada casserole
4. Subway
5. Ham sandwich(s)
6. Braum's
7. McDonalds
8. South of the Border
9. Hamburgers
10. cinnamon toast

You struck out.  Fish sticks.

Son of a gun! I added burgers twice and forgot the fish sticks! Sorry.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

It seems like you're "short on time" practically every night, even when you're watching ~4 hours of TV.

Last night, I was gone from 17:15-21:15, so not a whole lot of time at home.  Tonight, I'm having dinner at church - spaghetti.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

I'll probably have breakfast at home, lunch at home, pizza one night, and maybe a hamburger one night.