Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[AndrewTX]

I'm 30, work hard, and make over 40k a year. No student loans, and no debts.  You don't have to be privileged to make it, just work hard

Oh really?  What's your job, big boy?

I work in sales, creepy guy

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I can't wait to hear about the first kiss tonight! I've never been more excited!

[opebo]

I'm 30, work hard, and make over 40k a year. No student loans, and no debts.  You don't have to be privileged to make it, just work hard

Oh really?  What's your job, big boy?

I work in sales, creepy guy

That's very interesting.  What kind of things do you sell?

[AndrewTX]

I'm 30, work hard, and make over 40k a year. No student loans, and no debts.  You don't have to be privileged to make it, just work hard

Oh really?  What's your job, big boy?

I work in sales, creepy guy

That's very interesting.  What kind of things do you sell?

Hopes, dreams, industrial ignitions, safety shutdown equipment, emission control catalysts, and a fee other things for oil & gas, marine, industrial and irrigation industries

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'll be leaving here in about 30 minutes for Date 3.  I need to stop by Walmart on the way and check on something real quick, but then I'll be on my way to Guthrie.  Things have blossomed tremendously between us and the plans for December are starting to get solidified as well as a few plans for the first few months of 2014.  Things are going really well between the two of us.  I'm excited, she's excited, and we're in good shape!

[tmthforu94]

Where will you be spending Christmas?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Where will you be spending Christmas?

With my parents.

New Year's, though, I'll probably spend with her.

[President Tyrion]

we're in good shape!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

we're in good shape!

Famous last words?

[Eraserhead]

I really hope Bushie gets some tongue in on this kiss!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I really hope Bushie gets some tongue in on this kiss!

What are the odds their kiss leads to more? And we are discussion a pregnancy scare tomorrow?

[AndrewTX]

I bet he is going to get a pregnancy test for after the kiss..ya know.. to make sure she isn't preggers after

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

The date is over! All we have to do is wait for Bushie to Update us!

[Joe Biden 2020]

It was a closed mouth kiss, actually two.  One before dinner and once after dinner.  It was just a lips kiss.  It will probably stay that way for a while!  The date went well.  We made a lot of future plans, solidifying the June 6, 2015 wedding date.  I will stop beating around the bush by saying we are discussing wedding plans.  We are talking about ceremony plans, pre-marriage events, formal engagement timeline, as well as a beginning discussions of a honeymoon.  I am not going to propose to her until April 2014 probably, but we are "undercover engaged" at this point.  Meaning, we are going full throttle into wedding plans, but not announcing anything to the public at-large yet.  I ask none of this leaks to FB, please.  It's only been three dates, but we are sold on each other already.  We're not going to rush the wedding, though so we've got it 598 days from now.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Date 4 will involve her parents and brother this Saturday.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How was dinner? What did you all eat?

And I'm happy you're finally over being coy with us! We knew you were "undercover engaged" all along! I'm happy for you.

[Eraserhead]

It was a closed mouth kiss, actually two.  One before dinner and once after dinner.  It was just a lips kiss.  It will probably stay that way for a while!  The date went well.  We made a lot of future plans, solidifying the June 6, 2015 wedding date.  I will stop beating around the bush by saying we are discussing wedding plans.  We are talking about ceremony plans, pre-marriage events, formal engagement timeline, as well as a beginning discussions of a honeymoon.  I am not going to propose to her until April 2014 probably, but we are "undercover engaged" at this point.  Meaning, we are going full throttle into wedding plans, but not announcing anything to the public at-large yet.  I ask none of this leaks to FB, please.  It's only been three dates, but we are sold on each other already.  We're not going to rush the wedding, though so we've got it 598 days from now.

This is f***ing classic Update right here. I love it.

And we now have a new have Update trope to add to the wiki: "undercover engaged"!

[Kitteh]

The update is better than sex

[Joe Biden 2020]

How was dinner? What did you all eat?

And I'm happy you're finally over being coy with us! We knew you were "undercover engaged" all along! I'm happy for you.

Thanks, Dukey!

We just went to Braum's for hamburgers and ice cream.  Why did we both drive to Guthrie which is a 45 minute drive for both of us when there is a Braum's near me and near her?  Because we wanted to!!!

[Paul Kemp]

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[Eraserhead]

Bushie, just get that extra ring from Mama Bushie and officially propose on the next date. You know you wanna start bragging about the engagement publicly (aka on facebook)!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

It was a closed mouth kiss, actually two.  One before dinner and once after dinner.  It was just a lips kiss.  It will probably stay that way for a while!  The date went well.  We made a lot of future plans, solidifying the June 6, 2015 wedding date.  I will stop beating around the bush by saying we are discussing wedding plans.  We are talking about ceremony plans, pre-marriage events, formal engagement timeline, as well as a beginning discussions of a honeymoon.  I am not going to propose to her until April 2014 probably, but we are "undercover engaged" at this point.  Meaning, we are going full throttle into wedding plans, but not announcing anything to the public at-large yet.  I ask none of this leaks to FB, please.  It's only been three dates, but we are sold on each other already.  We're not going to rush the wedding, though so we've got it 598 days from now.

Congratulations!  It's clear that you've really put some significant thought into this and really thought it through, so I think it's a good decision.  Go get 'em, tiger!

[Eraserhead]

How was dinner? What did you all eat?

And I'm happy you're finally over being coy with us! We knew you were "undercover engaged" all along! I'm happy for you.

Thanks, Dukey!

We just went to Braum's for hamburgers and ice cream.  Why did we both drive to Guthrie which is a 45 minute drive for both of us when there is a Braum's near me and near her?  Because we wanted to!!!

Nothing quite like that fancy-pants Braum's in Guthrie, I'm sure.

(*Waits for Inks to smash Bushie for wasting Papa/Mama Bushie's money on gas for no apparent reason.*)

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How was dinner? What did you all eat?

And I'm happy you're finally over being coy with us! We knew you were "undercover engaged" all along! I'm happy for you.

Thanks, Dukey!

We just went to Braum's for hamburgers and ice cream.  Why did we both drive to Guthrie which is a 45 minute drive for both of us when there is a Braum's near me and near her?  Because we wanted to!!!

This is so f**king awesome I can't even describe my excitement. This is why I continued to follow this tale for so long.

How long will your "undercover engagement" last? Are you sure you won't pop the question before April? That's a short engagement after all. It's reasonable to do it now.

[Eraserhead]

How was dinner? What did you all eat?

And I'm happy you're finally over being coy with us! We knew you were "undercover engaged" all along! I'm happy for you.

Thanks, Dukey!

We just went to Braum's for hamburgers and ice cream.  Why did we both drive to Guthrie which is a 45 minute drive for both of us when there is a Braum's near me and near her?  Because we wanted to!!!

This is so f**king awesome I can't even describe my excitement. This is why I continued to follow this tale for so long.

How long will your "undercover engagement" last? Are you sure you won't pop the question before April? That's a short engagement after all. It's reasonable to do it now.

You know our boy isn't waiting until April. He hates keeping secrets from his facebook dittoheads.