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« on: February 16, 2014, 01:30:45 am »

Add a 4th girl to the equation. Problem solved.
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2014, 11:08:48 pm »

I like how spazzy Chu is at hitting the buzzer.
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2014, 04:07:20 pm »

This onion article reminded me of BRTD for some reason: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nostalgic-man-can-still-remember-time-when-billboa,35511/
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2014, 10:08:29 am »

I missed my check-in time at O'Hare by 3 minutes. 

You are supposed to arrive 45 minutes early and I arrived 42 minutes.

The plane has since been delayed 50 minutes.

I am now waiting in standby for a seat I lost because I was 3 minutes late at 45 minutes early for a flight that doesn't depart until 90 minutes after I arrived.
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2014, 04:55:17 pm »

Got a call from a couple schools, asking me to come try out for the football team. So im going to Wazzu tomorrow, and UW on Tuesday. After that im heading to Olympia, to have lunch with my State Senator, and pick up my kids. Oh and as of today im officially engaged!

You're old enough to be engaged and have kids but young enough to still be trying out for college football teams? What's going on, son?
I was sexually abused by an older girl. That gave me my son, then my daughter was born because of a fling with a ex. Also my mother gave me permission to marry her.

Interesting premise. I can see it after the Update timeslot.

Have a first season pitch on my desk by Wednesday.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2014, 06:41:31 am »

After managing to fix my sleep schedule this weekend, I found myself unable to sleep again tonight.

Maybe I hate my job.
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2014, 10:06:37 pm »

I didn't like my current job so I found a new one, put in my two weeks, and start on the 14th. 
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2014, 11:49:53 pm »

Tin House Magazine rejected my submission Sad

Perhaps try Tin Foil Magazine?
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2014, 01:52:25 pm »

I was feeling sluggish at work and so I spent $.75 on a delicious Coca-Cola 12oz can. Delightful treat when sipped slowly and it has put a new spring in my step.
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2014, 02:05:42 pm »

California living at Oklahoma prices.
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2014, 02:11:28 pm »

It certainly helped the economy of Georgia, creating a climate of upward mobility which allowed industrious young Herman Cain to thrive.

FF beverage.
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2014, 03:20:47 pm »

Stop being into girls 400 miles away.
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2014, 11:04:20 pm »

I think I caught the flu... in August. I was tired all of yesterday and worked through a fever and runny nose today.

Sucks.
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2014, 04:33:57 pm »

lol Florida
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2014, 11:20:41 pm »

Congratulations on finally being something, Nathan, instead of pretending to be nothing.

Good luck to you.
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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2014, 11:41:55 pm »

It was complete sincere.
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2014, 02:45:39 pm »

For the record I would never buy a Mountain Dew 12-pack or wear a Slayer shirt.

OBJECTION, your Honor. I demand this post be stricken from the record!!
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