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« Reply #500 on: January 04, 2016, 06:02:27 pm »


We discussed this issue at my church. As Leviticus clearly points out, frat boys are indeed represented on Atlas at approximately 8% above the national average. But in all honestly, I believe this is a personal matter, and should be treated as such.
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« Reply #501 on: October 17, 2016, 03:44:21 pm »

I agree with all of the preceding poster's points. Hillary 2016.
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« Reply #502 on: October 17, 2016, 03:46:22 pm »

Hillary, for you and me!
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« Reply #503 on: October 17, 2016, 03:52:36 pm »

God told me to vote for Ted Cruz, and I'll be damned if I don't do it twice.
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« Reply #504 on: October 17, 2016, 04:04:36 pm »

(in 2024) Did I mention that I called #BattlegroundWyoming three months ago? Because I totally did.
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« Reply #505 on: October 17, 2016, 06:41:07 pm »

Omg, like, Chelsea....did you see Lexi today?  I mean, it's like...you can wear those pants if you want...but it wont stop your ass from looking like two coffee cans taped together.

(This was more a parody of style than of content)
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« Reply #506 on: October 18, 2016, 02:19:11 am »

the messages from my tin foil hat confirm THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!!!

And yet somehow I am otherwise completely rational.
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« Reply #507 on: October 18, 2016, 05:30:36 am »

Roll Eyes
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« Reply #508 on: October 18, 2016, 06:15:49 am »

OH MY GOD Clinton's winning! Clinton's winning by a lot! YES! Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #509 on: October 18, 2016, 10:49:49 am »

OH MY GOD Clinton's winning! Clinton's winning by a lot! YES! Grin Grin Grin

LOL, will everyone just calm down for a second? It's a frykin' Gravis poll. k thnks.
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« Reply #510 on: October 18, 2016, 11:53:00 am »

Time for an English muffin...did I show you my travel pics?
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« Reply #511 on: October 18, 2016, 12:50:55 pm »

Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Proceeds to bring down the forum equivalent of hail and brimstone down on some poor unfortunate poster.]
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« Reply #512 on: October 18, 2016, 01:30:43 pm »

Bel Edwards is love, Bel Edwards is life
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« Reply #513 on: October 18, 2016, 04:25:31 pm »

Anybody, anybody but Trump
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« Reply #514 on: October 18, 2016, 04:32:08 pm »

I'm pretty much a genius.  God created the earth in 6, 24 hour days in 4004 bc while he was riding a dinosaur and eating beef jerky. I got a perfect score on my SAT and ACT.
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« Reply #515 on: October 18, 2016, 06:10:18 pm »

This is literally the worst topic I have ever seen. I might have to call the gay mafia about this one. People like this disgust me. Oh, did I mention I'm gay?
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« Reply #516 on: October 18, 2016, 06:36:30 pm »

As a Jew, I can say with 100% certainty that South Carolina will vote for Hillary Clinton.
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« Reply #517 on: October 18, 2016, 07:34:46 pm »

All sjw all the time
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« Reply #518 on: October 18, 2016, 08:03:41 pm »

Jesus, jesus, jesus, yay!
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« Reply #519 on: October 18, 2016, 08:09:25 pm »

I, rpryor03, do solemnly swear...
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« Reply #520 on: October 18, 2016, 09:16:32 pm »

lol I'm totally a centrist. Also F**K Trump, GO HILLARY!
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« Reply #521 on: October 18, 2016, 09:30:08 pm »

Yeah HFP is totally winning the South seat.
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« Reply #522 on: October 19, 2016, 11:27:28 am »

Discuss with maps
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« Reply #523 on: October 19, 2016, 01:03:41 pm »

Going to be getting two ballot papers this November. One that I'll use to vote for Hillary and Kirkpatrick, and the other to roll myself a fat post-victory joint.
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« Reply #524 on: October 20, 2016, 01:42:40 am »

Smoke pot and vote Johnson!
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