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LeBron FitzGerald
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E: -8.00, S: -6.78

« on: February 25, 2014, 12:14:33 am »

I'm harsh, but college all-nighters are cool like that. They call me the Centrist Beardman and I'm a sorority official dawgs.
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LeBron FitzGerald
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Political Matrix
E: -8.00, S: -6.78

« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2014, 07:04:30 pm »

I love how much Bill Haslam has separated himself from the right in Tennessee of all places. He should definitely run for President and I think he would stand a great chance as the moderate in the race! I like Portman and Kirk, to, but we need to do everything to stop these far-right jokes like Stockman and make sure true moderates like Cornyn hold on.
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LeBron FitzGerald
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Political Matrix
E: -8.00, S: -6.78

« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2014, 11:40:49 pm »

As a physics teacher, I'm disappointed that my brainless students can't get a simple problem right on any of my tests. I ask them to calculate the acceleration of North Carolina Republican Senate candidate Thom Tillis if he runs at a speed of 42.5 m/s exerting a force of 67 Newtons then divide it by the percentage of vote Tillis received in the primary, then multiply it by the margin Romney lost 18-29 year olds in the 2012 Presidential election and proceed to square that by the chances Republicans have at taking back the Senate. Now I ask you guys, what is so hard about that?!
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LeBron FitzGerald
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Political Matrix
E: -8.00, S: -6.78

« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2014, 02:16:35 pm »

How can anyone idolize an anti-bourgeoise, neoliberal nationalist like Hillary Clinton when this country was founded on Marxist principles? You people are so dense.
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LeBron FitzGerald
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Political Matrix
E: -8.00, S: -6.78

« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2014, 06:44:41 pm »

Okay, so I know I'm supposed to be fair and neutral as Speaker, but I'm only bringing to the floor bills proposed by me and dallasfan and those bills may.......or may not legalize murder if the assassin is drunk or high at the time? If it's not libertarian enough, just let me know.
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LeBron FitzGerald
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Posts: 2,815
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Political Matrix
E: -8.00, S: -6.78

« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2014, 09:59:27 pm »

Foley is totally going to win. Malloy's been doing a TERRIBLE job in our state and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Democratic hack.
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LeBron FitzGerald
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Political Matrix
E: -8.00, S: -6.78

« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 01:48:13 am »

I'm a one of a kind socially libertarian Republican from Georgia everyone! Oh, and can everyone go look at my LBJ Timeline please? Smiley
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