parody the preceding atlasian's postings.

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Did you just say you hope a senator from your own party, that you agree with and like, is elected? Well I hate to say this but I am afraid that you, sir, are a HACK!

It truly pains me to dub you so, but alas, it is my duty. Who else will stand up for the plight of the non-hack Connecticut moderate under the tyranny of Dan Malloy?!?!

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Dr Snowstalker MD

Patient's diagnosis: extreme neoliberalism contributing to terminal austerifascism.

The cure: ... THERE IS NO CURE

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Madeleine:

...The most problematic aspect of Sanders' campaign IMO is his use of the word "progressive". Isn't it very problematic - not to mention westcentric and, dare I say, patriarchal - to label any direction is better than any other one?

Etc.

Afleitch:
Fight and you may die. Run and youwill live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!

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That said, I do hope the new economic policy isn't too radical or anything.

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*darthebearnc is thinking oakvale is a big meanie