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« on: February 22, 2014, 02:17:52 am »

Kitteh takes swipe at you.  Kitteh claws your face.  Kitteh is satisfied.  UH OH CLAW STUCK IN FACE... CLAW IS STUCK IN FACE... Oh God I have to get away... here.. I'll just pull as hard as I can while hissing and try to run away.  That'll make it better.

Kitteh is glad kitteh foresees these possibilities and bes sure to only half claw face for quick escape.  Clever Kitteh is Clever.
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Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.

-George Carlin
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2015, 12:40:51 am »

For thehawk


Okay...so how about this for welfare reform...

Cut all welfare 100% and also cut taxes on welfare income 100%!  

Oh, also coupons for free biscuits at KFC.
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Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.

-George Carlin
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2015, 12:42:32 am »

For rfayette...

Reasonable reasonable reasonable *speaking in tongues* reasonable reasonable teasonable Wink
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Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.

-George Carlin
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2016, 06:41:07 pm »

Omg, like, Chelsea....did you see Lexi today?  I mean, it's like...you can wear those pants if you want...but it wont stop your ass from looking like two coffee cans taped together.

(This was more a parody of style than of content)
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Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.

-George Carlin
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2016, 04:32:08 pm »

I'm pretty much a genius.  God created the earth in 6, 24 hour days in 4004 bc while he was riding a dinosaur and eating beef jerky. I got a perfect score on my SAT and ACT.
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Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.

-George Carlin
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