Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again

[Joe Republic]

I just wish he'd quit with the call centers. They aren't for him. No shame in that. I'd be a terrible call center guy too.

And you don't even have Tourette's!

[Joe Republic]

Mondale now getting help from some Jon Huntsman / Green Bay Packer fan named Hanford.

Who posted articles on how to wear a suit correctly, and some video about Ethiopia.  For the life of me I can't figure out who it is........

[Joe Republic]

It's probably Simfan as well.

I'm kind of surprised that nobody has created a 'The Truth About Christopher Costantini' page on Facebook yet.

[Joe Republic]

Bushie what do your parents think about this job fiasco?  Do you tell them the truth or do you shade it?

I'm sure he's just as open and honest about everything with them as he is with us.

[Joe Republic]

Everybody you talk to would tell you I have the mind of someone in their 50's or 60's.  I talk old.  I act old.

Ah, that explains it.  No wonder you don't want a job.  You're getting ready for retirement!

[Joe Republic]

He'll wait until July 4th.  He has a fetish for doing it on that date.

[Joe Republic]

Every Sunday, the local Memphis paper does an article where they interview a recent home buyer and show off the property s/he has just purchased. A few years back there was an older lady who had just bought a monster 8,000 sq ft house with one room that she kept decorated for Christmas all year long. Giant fake tree, red bows, the works. I wonder why Bushie doesn't do the same. If he likes Christmas so much, why not just pick a room and keep it perpetually decorated with tinsel and wreaths?

Reminds me of the grandma in The United States of Tara.

[Joe Republic]

http://50waystogetajob.com/

[Joe Republic]

I notice that the legitimately helpful link I posted wasn't even acknowledged.  Figures.

[Joe Republic]

I can't find too many retail jobs.  I keep looking for them, just as I am for other jobs, just can't find too many.  If someone wants to do a quick check for themselves, be my guest.

Ugh, you're unbelievable.

http://m.simon.com/directory.aspx

Take a bunch of résumés with you, and a pen so you can fill out the applications they'll hand you, and a notebook to write down the web addresses for stores that only do online applications.  Don't you dare call each store from home; that impresses nobody.

[Joe Republic]

And if he says no?

[Joe Republic]

Does Allison's mother get a say in any of this?

What are you, some kind of radical hippie feminazi?

[Joe Republic]

I've never been to the midwest, but I intend to go when I get the invitation. Considering a handful of us are responsible for Jeffison still being Jeffison, it's only courteous that we are invited to the wedding. After all, we are owed it.

Don't worry baby, we're already invited. That's what I've been losing all this weight for.

Will you have lost enough weight by the time of the wedding next month?

[Joe Republic]

Will Update continue after Bushie is married?

Highly doubtful, it will probably end as we get closer to the actual wedding.

So, "yes".

[Joe Republic]

Bushie, here's some cute suggestions for how to pop the question this Friday.

[Joe Republic]

Wait, remind me if there's already a ring or not.  Didn't Tyffynýe keep it?

Bushie, have you found out what Allyson's ring size is?  What size is the ring the other women didn't want (if it's still around)?

[Joe Republic]

Ah, so he needs to buy another ring.  Makes sense, since he won't be paying for it anyway.

Who has the one ring to rule them all, btw?   (Sorry, Ernest joke.)

[Joe Republic]

I haven't seen these pictures but I can guarantee Lief's advice should not be taken.

Beard or no beard, the universal consensus is that the "I enjoy loving on kids" mustache needs to go.

[Joe Republic]

What did Jesus say about weed?

^^^^^
And why do you want to impose your religion on everybody else?

I never said I want to impose my religion on other people, I just have a moral personal objection to it.

You said you have a "personal, religious objection to the use of marijuana".  What exactly is the religious reasoning?

[Joe Republic]

It's just a simple question - have you received the certificate yet?  If not, have you contacted them about it to follow up?

[Joe Republic]

It's just a simple question - have you received the certificate yet?  If not, have you contacted them about it to follow up?

No, and I have not had time since I started work.

You're going to need a better cop-out than that.  When are you going to call them?  Date and time, please.

[Joe Republic]

When are you going to call them?  Date and time, please.

[Joe Republic]

Bushie, would you swear to go on a diet if Atlas dropped the CADD investigation and never again mocked your faith?  Seriously, because I am worried for your health, bro.  

None of those things are ever going to happen.

[Joe Republic]

He attempted to sell Ameriscam here - resulting in his forced removal as as a moderator - which... um... speaks volumes as to his sales skills and general business acumen.

It says more about the selection process for moderators on this forum.

His case was a huge exception to the normal process.  Dave asked the forum if anybody would like to moderate whichever random boards it was, Bushie volunteered, and like an hour later or whatever he was a moderator.

[Joe Republic]

This is just like the movie Groundhog Day.......I can't f[inks]ing believe it.  Even if you shat your pants in the middle of a call and barfed on their carpeting you should have gone.

He would have been sent home.  Clearly this buttgravy bug is contagious.