Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again

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Yes, this board is slowly dying without it.

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Yea, it's kind of useless to be here right now. 

Did Bushie end it because of joshgreen? 

Yeah, I guess. The good news is that we all know it will surely return again eventually.

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Close poll.

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I guess joshgreen was the greatest Update villain of them all (until the next one).

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One can always look back and remember (thanks to Xahar)

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=175661.0

Too bad Bushie deleted all of the most recent seasons.

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Is all of this new stuff coming from Facebook or is he posting about it on here already?

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Is all of this new stuff coming from Facebook or is he posting about it on here already?

Facebook. Apparently he broke the news today that he is now working on the call center side of things instead of data entry, to his surprise.

His life will continue this downward spiral until he reopens the Update.

I love the phrases that Bushie is able to come up with when trying to gently break this kind of news to his cheering section on facebook: "the call center side of things". He is truly an artist.

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Call center is basically telemarketing right?  Hasn't Bushie had many of these?  Why does he always wind up in this department?

It's one of the great Update mysteries.

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Maybe he should go back to hawking vacuums or fake health insurance.

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Maybe he should go back to hawking vacuums or fake health insurance.

Remember when he was "building playground systems" before finally admitting he was selling vacuums?

Great times.

Yep, who could forget Rainbow "Play" Systems? The best!

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We literally kept him from being put in a prison cell. I'm pretty proud of our little Update community for that one.

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Uh oh, are you guys still following Jeff's story? I'm worried that he is going to end up being "escorted" off of the premises again.

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Plus the whole getting Sunday off because of low call volume business sounds like Utah all over again.

Yep, that's what I was thinking. They're starting to phase him out already. I bet he'll put a status up about how happy he is to have "God's day" off or something though. lol.

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So what is your average monitor score at the moment, Bushie?

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Bushie's sister-in-law is the best. She's literally the only person on his facebook (outside of people who come from this forum) who doesn't mollycoddle him.

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Would you guys stop posting information from my Facebook, please.  That is not cool and totally undeserved.  Why can't you put the Update completely to bed?  This forum was fine before it and it will be fine without it.  Give it a rest already.

So is there a tentative premiere date for the next season yet?

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We should start a tipping competition on the premiere date.

Yes, we should.

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We should start a tipping competition on the premiere date.

Yes, we should.

I'm going to say June 7.

I'll go with June 9th.

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Ladies and gentleman, we have a new restaurant to add to the all time greatest list along with Braum's, The Golden Corral and Eskimo Joe's:

http://www.steerinnrestaurant.com/

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So wait, now you don't even want us to post about Update stuff that happened in the past? Sorry Bushie but get real. You shouldn't have put all of these things out there for years and years if you didn't want us to discuss them and I fail to see how talking about restaurants harms you in any way.

We all know it's only a matter of time until you start up the Update again anyway. Come on, we've gone through this scenario how many times now...

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I think I found a nice healthy recipe Bushie might enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

How much assistance would Bushie need for a pound of pasta?

Maybe Allison can help.

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So I guess he doesn't want us posting specific stuff from his Facebook now but let's just say that big stuff is going down...

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Wow. Just wow.

Well I'll just state the obvious and say that I don't believe Bushie's account of what happened. It doesn't make any sense.

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Wow. Just wow.

Well I'll just state the obvious and say that I don't believe Bushie's account of what happened. It doesn't make any sense.

Explain yourself, Mr. Head.

Bushie was at one job, applied for another using his current job as a reference, the prospective employer called the current, current fires Bushie because he was applying for another.  It happens and it makes sense.

Not gonna debate the issue here since he supposedly doesn't want us talking about it but I will direct all of the people PMing me asking me to tell them about what's happening (or at least what Bushie says is happening) to your post (and there are A LOT of people PMing me... and many of them have rather amusingly claimed to hate or not care about the Update in the past).

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Needless to say, I think we're all missing Update right now.