Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again (user search)
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« on: May 08, 2014, 01:43:52 PM »
It's like clockwork. Bushie abandons the Update and his life starts falling apart, every time.
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2014, 04:53:49 PM »
At least it looks like he hasn't missed any work yet! That's an improvement from his CAD attendance.
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2014, 03:39:47 PM »
Yeah it's not looking good.
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2014, 04:47:04 PM »
Plus the whole getting Sunday off because of low call volume business sounds like Utah all over again.
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2014, 10:59:03 PM »
Bushie please stop driving to your laundry room. You should not have to get in your car to transport yourself a quarter of a mile. Jesus.
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2014, 05:53:51 PM »
If Oklahoma had sensible employment laws this would have never happened.
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2014, 10:33:54 PM »
Hahah, I love it!
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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2014, 01:39:58 PM »
Bushie's not going to get political with us on this Memorial Day (which is somehow re-imagined as a Christian holiday), but just fyi Obama is taking our freedoms away.

Also shouldn't be looking for a job??
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM »
Oh, I thought we were still waiting on the prospective job? If not, then his lack of job searching is even crazier!
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2014, 09:29:33 PM »
Maybe Bushie can be a stay at home house husband while Allison is the bread winner in the family? He'd have to learn how to cook, but otherwise I think that could work.
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 07:59:54 PM »
Congrats Bushie!
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2014, 06:10:38 PM »
These staffing agencies and what not helping you find a job: do you pay them for this? Or do they take a cut of your paycheck? Or how does that work?
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2014, 11:26:43 PM »
On that note, I wouldn't be surprised if Dave Leip is funneling money to Bushie at this point. Surely Dave understands that the Atlas Forum is unsustainable without Update. The advertising revenue would simply collapse.
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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2014, 12:03:12 PM »
This is something opebo and I were discussing a few seasons back. There's nothing wrong with gluttony, and if you choose to spend your one life being a glutton, that's great. But there are so many more enjoyable ways to eat three to four thousand calories worth of food per day.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2014, 10:59:37 PM »
Where are you two going for dinner?
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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2014, 07:50:01 PM »
The mating rituals of the Oklahomans sure are bizarre.
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« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2014, 10:33:08 PM »
Bushie without Update: In jail, unemployed, no fiancee.
Bushie with Update: Not in jail, sitting on a couple of hot leads, has a fiancee.

It's pretty simple.
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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2014, 10:34:40 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on June 30, 2014, 10:33:52 PM
Quote from: 5 Hot Leads on June 30, 2014, 10:31:44 PM
Just a side note: Without me and a few of the other Update regulars, Bushie and Allison would not be a couple right now.

Just thought that was worth noting.

Which is why you should be his best man.


If Eraserhead isn't invited to the wedding, at the very least, then it'll be a slap in the face and a total disgrace.
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« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2014, 10:51:25 PM »
Yeah, that would be great! At the very least I'd finally get to try one of these Braum's cheeseburgers the characters on this show are always eating.
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« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2014, 07:37:29 PM »
Will you be dieting this weekend or will you be eating a lot of grilled hamburgers because it's the American thing to do?
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« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2014, 07:02:25 PM »
I'm glad this CADD business is finally behind us.

Though I will miss Russ Powers and Brian Kopfinger. Sad
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« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2014, 06:03:11 PM »
Maybe he can wait until September 11th and propose on Patriot Day?
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« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2014, 06:50:13 PM »
Did you have apple pie as well?
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2014, 10:07:20 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2014, 10:26:13 PM »
Bushie are there any pies you like?
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