2016: Hillary Clinton (D) vs. Doppelgänger Hillary Clinton (R)

[IceSpear]

While listening to a news story about Hillary's recent "dead broke" gaffe, Reince Priebus hears the commentator say: "Maybe the only person who can end up beating Hillary Clinton...is Hillary Clinton." Suddenly, a lightbulb goes off in Priebus's head. He enlists a GOP spy to stalk Hillary and wait until she discards a DNA sample, such as a cup in a trashcan, and immediately takes it. After extensive research and preparation, the GOP manages to create a doppelgänger of Hillary Clinton. They promptly brainwash her with the 2012 Republican platform and force her to listen to Ronald Reagan speeches on an endless loop. Doppelgänger Hillary Clinton manages to impress the GOP base with her verbatim Ronald Reagan speeches and tropes. Compared to Perry who can't even remember his platform and Rubio who can't even stay hydrated, she seems like the best choice. She skates through the primary onto the general election.

Discuss with maps.

[Maxwell]

269-269, goes to the Senate who pick... Democratic Hillary Clinton. Doppelgaenger Hillary Clinton nevertheless is appointed Secretary of State and no doubt looks like the Republican candidate for 2024.