Senate Protest and Analysis Thread

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I'm sorry, who the hell are you?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm sorry, who the hell are you?

For not showing a proper respect to the High Office, you are to report in Tyburn.

[morgieb]

I formally demand that SoIA morgieb either resume his duties or resign. He has has now been absent from his office for over two weeks.

Over two weeks? Ouch.

I'll try to get some stuff done now, heh.

[Donerail]

It's been spotted!

[Simfan34]

Is Marokai facing expulsion soon?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

There is a minimum time of absention on its use of 14 days of consecutive absenteeism. We put that in there for fear JCPers would use it to boot out RPP Senators in a partisan fashion.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Ugh, guys, you have no idea how sorry I am. Our sh** phone line completely died for three straight days and f'ed with our internet. I've had absolutely no reasonable way to let anyone know this so I've just sort of been adrift this entire time until earlier today. I am really really really really sorry; it was all completely out of my control.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I am sorry to see the senate in such disarray, trying to throw out Marokai, people at each other's throats. This chamber truly needs a savior to bring it back from the brink of disaster!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Okay Dukie and Mary, which one of you two idiots corrupted this page of this thread making it so that it jams my browser every time I tried to load it.


Marokai, did you withdraw the "Go to the Doctor Instead" bill? If you are going to withdraw bills use the damn strikethrough. Otherwise my noticeboard will lead me to the abyss of blankness and I don't know whether it was withdrawn or the post vanished (anyone remember Barnes' vote in June 2009, fun times!!! )

Nix, since the Dream act is going to pass most likely, do you still want "The Gardens of Dreams Act"?

And Duke, the Senate is not in dissarray and the only people who are talking about throwing Marokai out is peoples in yous own damn party, so dismount your high horse before I personally ensure that your precious Lindsay loses his primary, the same way "I gave" Marokai, Governor Kasich. Yes newbs, I am that evil!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Just wanted to make sure.

[Marokai Backbeat]

For the record, yes, I did withdraw it by just cutting it out of my larger proposal posts. Sorry about that. From now on I'll use the strikethrough.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Regarding the John Engle bill, I would like to remind the Senate that John Engle was a criminal who either 1) violated federal law by registering a second account; or 2) impersonated a previous poster.

[tmthforu94]

Senators, may I direct your attention to a resolution that recently passed the Mideast Assembly and was signed by myself...

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[HagridOfTheDeep]

So y'all know...

Hi everyone—

Just issuing a statement to let everyone know that I'll be pretty pre-occupied over the next five or six days with real life exam work. I'll be monitoring events as best I can, but I'll probably have to put my participation in senate debates on hold. Same goes for answering questions about my candidacy and running campaign events.

Thanks,

Hagrid

[Marokai Backbeat]

My brother was in the hospital for several days (falling into a particularly nasty case of Diabetic Ketoacidosis..) and I wanted nothing to do with Atlasia in the meantime, understandably. So, thanks for any understanding, assuming I'm getting understanding..

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I would also like to present this resolution that was recently passed by the Northeast Assembly:

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The Attorney General has already resigned, but I felt this should be brought to the Senate for everyone's attention.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I think we're in the midst of the first filibuster in Senate history.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I think we're in the midst of the first filibuster in Senate history.

Which debate?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Which debate?

My poker bill.

[Napoleon]

What's wrong with the current law?

[Marokai Backbeat]

What's wrong with the current law?

Excellent question.

[Fritz]

Forgive me if this issue has already been addressed...in response to recent events in the state of Connecticut, I strongly feel that it behooves the Senate to introduce appropriate gun control legislation.  Thank you gentlemen for your attention.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Forgive me if this issue has already been addressed...in response to recent events in the state of Connecticut, I strongly feel that it behooves the Senate to introduce appropriate gun control legislation.  Thank you gentlemen for your attention.

I did manage to (barely) get this into law, earlier in my term, but I'm definitely open to expanding on it.

[Franzl]

Forgive me if this issue has already been addressed...in response to recent events in the state of Connecticut, I strongly feel that it behooves the Senate to introduce appropriate gun control legislation.  Thank you gentlemen for your attention.

This is also a very important issue that I hope to work to further.

[Sec. of State Superique]

What is that??