The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Paul Kemp]

Saw Santa in Providence at the mall this afternoon. I proceeded to shout: "Hey Santa, how many black kids you shoot today?" My brother gave me a high-five.

[Enderman]

That looks like an invasive species distribution map.

[windjammer]

Dreamt that I hooked up with a mermaid that had human genitalia. Second dream involved taking the virginity of one of my best (female) friends. This isn't good.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=203334.0

[Joe Republic]

Too much cold after heavy snowfall Buffalo,NY just stuck the life.

[Paul Kemp]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=203334.0

Yes, yes. This thread is just all kinds of perfect for all parties involved.

[IceSpear]

creds to oakvale

Wow, guys, I did not ask to be lambasted while I was gone to the porsche club.  You think I'm hopeless.  You all, except for Kshama Sawant, are hopeless for pointing fingers and viciously assassinating my character.  You'd think I'd learn and stop saging.  Let me ask this:  When I cease saging would you please stop assassinating my character and Socialist Alternative's character?  I do not want to hear a single, solitary word more of this elistist, bourgeois, Capitalist, oppressive garbage.

[Sopranos Republican]

Context:

My toilet after a round of wings.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

DIE GOOGLE! DIE! being of course German for 'The Google! The'.

[Simfan34]

Bushie, this is not 'Nam, this is religion. There are rules.

One of the most amusing posts I think I've ever seen here. I actually laughed.

[IceSpear]

Guys, I think OC is malfunctioning.

Obviously, the G O P is worried about OHIO, since he is announcing his plans already.  With Jeb's ridiculous argument about the G O P, today, I am assuming that OHIO is gonna slip back to the Dems in 2016 and eventually in 2018, when Sherrod Brown is up and Kasich is term limited out.

Hillary is already leading in this state, and this along with VA may not be winnable for the G O P, this time around either.

RIP Jeb in OH.

[King]

The RIP comment leads me to think he's starting to learn forum memes, therefore gaining humanity, and the malfunction is the fight of a soul entering the machine.

[King]

No credit for you or your kind (liberals). Look at November of 2004 when it was 5.4%. We're almost doing as well as we were during the Bush years. Obama will screw it up though just like every time he speaks, the private sector gets scared and lays people off. Jobs will soon start to go overseas at an even higher rate to avoid Obama's fascist, socialist agenda. Yes the Republican majority is helping consumer confidence and hiring. It's only a matter of time though before our majority takes away the welfare money your party is so dependent on.

[Paul Kemp]

Grumps, I, admittedly, still watch it after she's gone to bed with the volume on real low.

[Goldwater]

^ He shouldn't even try... As soon as his opponent finds his and Fitzy's PAPOY posts...

My spin team will explain it as "youthful romance and friendliness" and it'll motivate the LGBT Ohio college student vote.

[Deus Naturae]

You wanna talk about Nazis?

OK, I'll play your little game.

Some call you a Commie.  Well, maybe you are.   After all, Commies are famous for eliminating freedom of speech.

But in addition to Commies being famous for eliminating freedom of speech, so are Nazis.  

Therefore, I can only conclude that you are a combination of both.

I know what you s said, and you did call others Nazis.

After all, the fact that I am a graduate of a top rated university, IRL, is not for nothing my friend.

[Sol]

Have given us some several generations of awesome music and has one of the best governors in the country.  I don't like that it voted for the traitor McClellan and Horatio Seymour, but FS on balance.

[politicus]

Context:

Atlas Forum Shrugged.

[politicus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9eSUhbznkM

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Context:

Atlas Forum Shrugged.

We have a winner.

[Lief 🗽]

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[Flake]

context necessary:

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

There was one man brave and wise enough to burn the South with fire.



Sadly, he is long dead.

[Miles]

This is a hilarious batch of malarkey...

But enough talking about your posting history.

[Lief 🗽]

Please don't encourage Oldiesfreak to elaborate on one of his "opinions."