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A degenerate bourgeois left-liberal capitalist bankster and criminal thug was teaching a class on Hillary Clinton, known neoliberal.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Clinton and accept that she is the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Karl Marx!”

At this moment, a brave, working class sage scholar who had 1500 karma on r/socialism and understood the necessity of dialectical materialism stood up and held up a rock.

“How much is this rock?”

The arrogant bankster smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion dollars, you dirty communist.”

“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 #WomanCrushWednesdays since I found it. If it was 4.6 billion dollars, and capitalism, as you say, is real… then it should be a Porsche now.”

The bankster was visibly shaken, and dropped his hoard of gold and copy of Capitalism and Freedom. He stormed out of the room crying those Goldman Sachs crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Socialist Alternative that day and accepted Marx as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Slobodan Milosevic” flew into the room and perched atop the Burkina Fasoan Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Internationale was read several times, and Marx himself showed up and crushed the neoliberal hegemony throughout the world.

The bankster was arrested for crimes against the proletariat and was shipped off to Serbia the next day. He died in a NATO invasion and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

He who feeds you, controls you

Literal LMAO here.  LOL!

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Wasn't it actually his grandmother that was paying for them? So by that standard he's actually their nephew.

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Thank God.

Unlike others, I do dislike Romney largely because if his Mormonism. Its a minority religion which encourages the destructive minority-ism trend in American politics. A candidate should culturally identify with the majority of the public.

Man, you're still hanging around these parts?  I happened upon your "But muh Hitler" post from back in the day not too ago.  I mean, if you are gonna spew hateful crap at least keep it away from Germany 1933-45.

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Well I'm glad a random 20some dude on the internet can tell my mental condition better than a professional neurologist.

No no no, I just meant the fact that three people empty quoted it within the space of a few minutes.

Ah I see, point taken. I wouldn't be particularly surprised to learn that people with Asperger's are overrepresented on an internet forum, though.

I think every mental disorder known to man other than sex addiction is overrepresented on this forum.

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I plan to protest.

On the computer?

Hey Dad!  Could I borrow your Porsche to go protest capitalism?

😂

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Petition for NYE to have his very own megathread where he can share his insights on politics, history and current affairs:

x Joe Republic

Dear god no.  We already had "Rolling on"... the single most mind-numbing thing ever written.

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^ a classic I dug up for the hell of it.

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Seriously, it appears on the right, just next to the "Quote" button.

It's telling you to ignore hockeydude.

Click for context.  LMAO.  Well played, droid.

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It appears that the fundamentalist of the Obama doctrine have decided to be more transparent than in the past.

1. If you do not like the doctor, we will keep the doctor.
2. If you do not like the plan, we will keep the plan.
3. Every country is guaranteed 2500 dead. Pre-orders already being accepted; Libya, Iraq, Yemen, Nigeria…
4. All pre-ambitions must be accepted.

A two week extension is said to be on order for the order to get in order their order. However, best your order be in order by the 31st.

Can't even...

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210670.msg4560237#msg4560237

Both the OP and the last post deserve a mention.

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I thought that was Sergio's job?

Is Sergio my gay Navy boy toy concocted in the minds of IRC collective? 

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Han Solo: Me
Leia: Adam Fitzgerald

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Lief's unbridled glee at the latest PA polling numbers had me cracking up.  Sometimes its just the ones we can count on.

Absolutely magnificent!!!

hahahahah Toomey at 35!!!

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Wow! Looks like we may just bring those corn-adled inbreds to heel after all!

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Clinton is outperforming Obama 12. Trump's only hope is that Bubba has his friends and parent-siblings packed in his tailgate like sardines when he heads to the polls.