The Lief Reservoir of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners

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An embarrassment to his heroic brothers.

Being an 'embarrassment' to such a fetid specimen of a human being as John F. Kennedy is certainly a feat.

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Yeah, people who think running on Garner is a good idea forget how vile and awful the average Staten Islander is.

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Refusing to vaccinate should be classified as "child abuse." Problem solved.

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Someone who self-proclaims himself nice usually isn't.

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DEVIL SPAWN!!!

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I was never a libertarian. #blessed

I don't doubt the fact that Lief was never a libertarian, but someone stating a fact about themselves isn't generally what this thread is for

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trade is really where the left allows itself to wallow in Pat Buchananite-style xenophobia and flag-waving nationalism with impunity.

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Credit where credit is due:

Jackson (D), my favorite President.

Watch you get attacked for being a genocidal maniac, while they idolize LBJ, who killed more than 50x the amount of Vietnamese as Jackson killed Indians.

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The other Atlas is now the best forum ever, EVER! This is a glorious, glorious, GLORIOUS day! FUCK YES

You should leave this forum

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Yes, everybody on this forum is a patronizing, self-righteous middle-class liberal.

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which is pretty lol, even for you.

On the other hand, you would obviously never say something that was completely absurd, cringe-worthy, with little-to-no basis in reality

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Alternatively, consider posting at Good Atlas, where we don't have a bunch of terrible "mines" cluttering up the place.

You mean you ban them?😝🔨

No, the free market keeps them away, mod action is unnecessary

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One slight improvement would be "economically right-wing and socially libertarian". I mean that at least makes sense, although it is pithy and annoying. Why do people even need catchy advertising slogans to advertise their beliefs? Why not settle it to a cute jingle why you're at it?

"Are you liberal or conservative?"
"I'm actually pretty libertarian."
"What's libertarian?"
"I'm economically right-wing and socially libertarian."
"Uh... but what's libertarian?"
"Well, it means I'm economically right-wing and socially libertarian."
"You keep defining libertarian as libertarian, I just want to know what that means."
"ARGH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE AND SOCIALLY LIBERAL BECAUSE IT UPSETS INTERNET LEFTISTS"

Just say you want less government intervention jesus christ is that so hard.

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This thread is becoming almost as entertaining as the Ebola outbreak.

Becoming?

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It's not like one of our most active posters has a socialist avatar or anything...

TBF, many social avatars are faux revolutionaries and undercover CAPITALISTS™.

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If you support Trump, you're either a bigot or a loser.  Take your pick.

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There are no good cops.