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[heatcharger]

It seems to be a key difference between liberals and conservatives. Conservatives always think they're winning, even when they're losing. Liberals always think they are losing, even when they are winning.

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President Trump‏Verified account @POTUS 
 The NSA and FBI tell Congress that Russia did not influence electoral process.

This one is clearly a lie. Comey said there was no effect to actual vote counting, not that there wasn't any influence to the election.

Edit: Confirmed as a lie:

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NBC LOL. Tweet said "Electoral process" not "election"

...your point?

Voting and vote tallying are part of the electoral process. Leaks, no matter the source, are not.

Oh, I get it! You're one of those "everybody uses phrases to mean exactly what I use them to mean, and if they don't then they're obviously Lügenpresse" people!

Get [Inks]ed, buddy.

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I have yet to see a smart political observation that contains the phrase SJW.

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We can only post about how depressing it is that Alabama is about to elect a pedophile so often, and we have all seen 100 variations of TN Vol's 40-years-of-the-exact-same-trends maps over and over, so I think people are just bored.

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You’re not supposed to post orgasm-inducing images on atlas.

This site needs to be purged of gross, weird teenagers