The Lief Reservoir of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners

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maybe if fixing immigration is so easy Trump should try doing it himself!

Oh wait, he's a silver spoon playboy who never did anything (other than pornstars) in his entire life.

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On NK pulling out of talks

This is what happens when we put the fate of peace in the hands of two incompetent narcissists.

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He's a Lawyer in New York City... how the hell does he have this kind of mindset?

Because racism is a problem that plagues everywhere and spares nowhere.

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The fact that Trump can't differentiate between Barr calling an African American non-human and people on TV calling him unfit to be President is both disgusting and wholly unsurprising.

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Banning plastic straws to help the environment is akin to eating a single celery stick to lose weight.

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On the "crazy trump tweets" thread

Thread already exists:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

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Trump is the type of guy who would take a $20 bill from a blind person and tell him it was a $5 bill

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Beto's shift to the left isn't gonna win him swing voters, Cruz will win by 6 points.

This notion that swing voters are wise and thoughtful centrists is one that needs to be dispelled. 

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Under Trump, there is no limit to how low Republicans will go.

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I think the only reason Bagel is defending conversion therapy is that he's been attempting it for the past 2 years or so, and it's not working.

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If we're going to accuse people we don't like of "paying for the caravan" I'm going to put my own neoconservative twist on it and say that Bashar Al-Assad is paying for the caravan and he planned the whole thing with Saddam Hussein in 2002.

I have just as many facts to back my theory up lmao

bolded part especially

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I’ll keep my one October holiday. We already get Veterans Day and thanksgiving in November. And Ocasio Cortes is a disgrace to the Hispanic empire Columbus ushered in. She owes her existence to that man

Damn, pepperoni nipples, back at it again with the casual racism!

oof

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Opposition to abortion has nothing to do with life, it’s about putting women back in the kitchen.

It is never about that and you know it.

Yes it is. You people just don’t like the fact that women aren’t their husband’s property anymore and have the right to decide whether or not to carry a pregnancy to term.

Funny, I wouldn't consider myself to be anyone's property. I also shouldn't have the right to end someone else's life out of personal convenience, nor should any other woman.

This could also go in the sick burn Sulfer Mine if it still existed.

Revive it!

What happened to it?

Did the mods get pissed and lock it?

Probably "promoting personal attacks"

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

We probably ought to “extinct” their “rebellion.”

it's a pity Sherman went east instead of west