So... Remind me again why you aren't a Democrat?
The real question is when are the radical Federal Reserve-destroying, Medicare-privatizing, federal funds-denying anarcho radicals who got loud in 2009 and took over the primary system going to stop pretending to be Republicans and join their own freakshow third party? The answer is not soon, but I will be the tortoise to their hare.
As opposed to the 2000's Republicans that ballooned the deficit, went to war on false pretenses, cut taxes without paying for it, and created a massive security state?
I'm not a big fan of either, but it's hard to argue the mid-2000's Republicans were better.
It seems like you would've been a "Republican" in the '80s but since then, the party's gone downhill for you?