Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Lief 🗽]

Let's just hope this expensive new standing gear from Walmart gets more use than the expensive new walking gear from Walmart Bushie once bough.

[Lief 🗽]

I have nothing to stand up 8 hours for.  I have no practical reason other than conditioning to do so.

Congratulations! You've solved the mystery of why we keep telling you to practice standing up so you're not escorted off the premises within your first week.

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie definitely has the ability to last more than a month at this job. Unfortunately, as the total waste of the past month has proven, he has no real desire to. As JMann astutely pointed out, there's never been a challenge too small for Bushie to run away from.

[Lief 🗽]

I am super excited about the extra training I will get next week.  The lady I talked to this afternoon gave me her cell phone number and told me to call her over the weekend if I have questions.  That was a nice gesture.  It also gives me a good feeling about this company.  I've already had to ask her one question.

what was the one question

Making sure this was a full-time gig.  It is as much as a retail position demands.  They can't promise 40 hours, but as business demands I'll get as close as I can.  Sprouts usage very busy and very popular store and they have double-ad days on Wednesdays which means consumer savings which means business which means job security and more hours.

I do love Bushie's ability to regurgitate corporate talking points.

[Lief 🗽]

I just hope he manages to hit the big three double zero before he starts working. An accomplishment like that would give him a real moral boost on that first day.

[Lief 🗽]

Why not make an Asian Market or [redacted] run instead of a Walmart run?

[Lief 🗽]

I continue to find Bushie's refusal to visit the Asian market right next to his apartment perplexing AND concerning.

[Lief 🗽]

First impressions happen tomorrow

please shave the mustache then

[Lief 🗽]

Imagine if Bushie devoted half the time to diet and exercise that he did to creating insane and incomprehensible timekeeping systems!

[Lief 🗽]

The Bushie Diet, 2015 Edition: Drinking Water and Standing Up.

[Lief 🗽]

No, you're just looking for an excuse to get out of exercising and changing your diet once again.

[Lief 🗽]

Standing is not exercise.

[Lief 🗽]

Standing is not exercise.

Are you really saying that my job has no health benefits???

Obviously it's better than just sitting on your butt the whole day. I'm just saying that you shouldn't pretend that it will replace the actual exercise that you need if you want to lose serious weight. You're always looking for these schemes and cheats to get out of doing what is really very simple and straightforward: diet and exercise.

[Lief 🗽]

No, you're going to "drop a Benjamin" on expensive and unhealthy processed foods and fast food instead.

[Lief 🗽]

No water? Well, RIP job. Bushie intentionally sabotages himself once again...

[Lief 🗽]

🙏 good luck old friend 🙏

[Lief 🗽]

Hooray! My prayer( emoji)s worked!

[Lief 🗽]

I am happy for you Bushie but, for the 38593104th time, this

I just checked the scale this evening and I'm already a good 2, nearly 3, pounds lighter than I was this morning...  I am down to 287 right now, almost to 286. 

is not how weight loss works.

[Lief 🗽]

It would go even further if he canceled his exorbitant cable package.

[Lief 🗽]

Eh, fans use very little electricity. The real problem is the heater and the AC.

[Lief 🗽]

please buy vegetables at wal-mart and not junk food

also you can save money by just drinking water from the tap and not buying bottles of it

[Lief 🗽]

ummmm you still have to eat food until you get that discount though, so you're just going to wait until your discount card to buy healthy food??

[Lief 🗽]

How did Bushie get a $1000 tax refund? He barely worked at all in 2014.

EITC?

Bingo

Are you claiming the Kenyan children as dependents? Without children, you don't get that much from the EITC.

No, I'm not claiming them.  They must have changed the law slightly because I got the full EITC since I was over 25, under 65 with no qualifying dependents.

The maximum you can get from the EITC credit without kids is $496.
http://www.irs.gov/Individuals/EITC-Income-Limits,-Maximum-Credit--Amounts-and-Tax-Law-Updates

Update XXIII: Bushie Goes to Jail for Tax Fraud

[Lief 🗽]

What is on your Wal-Mart shopping list?

[Lief 🗽]

toaster strudels
bagel bites

Bushie you are a 32-year-old man, please do not buy food for children...