Everyone of you are despicable. I have done absolutely nothing to deserve to be so rudely insulted. All I did was change jobs. You would not question anybody else for changing jobs, so why are you insulting me so harshly? I come out the winner in all this. I am the honest guy. You all are vile, despicable, and sick human beings. You don't care about me, you just use me for entertainment. You are the vile ones, not me. I am done with the Update. I am done being treated worse than yesterday's trash. I'll stick around and talk politics, but the Update is done. I ask that it be locked. Idiots.
Im not sure how all of this started but I began reading this a few months ago and you want to know how long it took me to realize that people were making fun of you?
About 5 seconds...
Seriously, you should have realized that while some people have wanted to see you get a good job/do better/etc, a lot of this was about having a good laugh at your expense.
I guess you finally see it now, but you probably should have stopped this a while ago.