Census Bureau of Atlasia: RGriffin

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Does that mean the dick waving contest between two of Atlasia's greatest dickweeds is over finally?

I'm insulted that you would even classify him with me as "greatest" in that regard. He might be in the top 50, but it's not even close!

I originally wrote that as a-holes and changed it.

[Clyde1998]

When are we going to get an update?

[Adam Griffin]

Census Atlasia
October 5, 2015

 

Region	Fed	Labor	TPP	CR	D-R	ANUS	NNP	Other	Ind	Total
Northeast	9	9	5	2	1	2	4	4	8	44
Mideast	13	15	3	1	1	0	0	2	3	38
South	12	4	1	0	4	1	1	2	2	27
Midwest	4	8	2	2	1	0	0	4	3	24
Pacific	2	2	4	6	0	3	0	2	1	20
Total	40	38	15	11	7	6	5	14	17	153

[Clark Kent]

What's an NNP member doing in the South?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

What's an NNP member doing in the South?

Well you see, said NNPer is a former Laborite Senator. So Adam has him chained up in a basement in a part of Georgia where you just don't go. So just like old times for the two of them.

[Leinad]

What's an NNP member doing in the South?

It's SWE. Does that answer your question?

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

When are we going to get an update?

[Adam Griffin]

Soon. I've been informed that the election actually will take place next weekend - and the law requires an update at least once every two weeks - but we will have one before then.

[Adam Griffin]

Census Atlasia
October 21, 2015

 

Region	Fed	Labor	TPP	CR	D-R	ANUS	NNP	Other	Ind	Total
Northeast	8	10	4	2	1	2	3	4	11	45
Mideast	14	15	3	1	1	0	0	2	4	40
South	13	4	1	0	4	1	1	2	2	28
Midwest	6	8	2	1	1	0	0	5	3	26
Pacific	2	3	3	6	0	3	0	3	1	21
Total	43	40	13	10	7	6	4	16	21	160

The following registrations appear to be too late in order to be eligible to vote in the presidential election. However, eligibility is ultimately assessed by the Department of Federal Elections. Do not allow this assessment to prevent you from casting a ballot:

Thomas from NJ
zs4321


In addition, I have been informed by moderators that ObamaThirdTerm has been banned and therefore is not recognized on the rolls.

[Adam Griffin]

Census Atlasia
October 26, 2015

 

Region	Fed	Labor	TPP	CR	D-R	Other	Ind	Total
Northeast	8	7	4	2	0	7	11	39
Mideast	11	16	3	1	1	2	5	39
South	12	3	1	0	3	4	1	24
Midwest	6	8	1	1	1	5	1	23
Pacific	2	2	3	6	0	6	1	20
Total	39	36	12	10	5	24	19	145

ANUS & NNP have fallen below the minimum threshold for major party status and are hereby reclassified as "Other".


The following 15 Atlasians have missed three consecutive elections and are therefore deregistered:

2016election
AndrewCT
DeadPrez
Deus naturae
Eraserhead
Foucaulf
HockeyDude
IceSpear
Jerseyrules
Joshua
MasterJedi
Matt from VT
Ogis24
TheDeadFlagBlues
Thomas D

[Adam Griffin]

Census Atlasia
November 2, 2015

 

Region	Labor	Fed	TPP	CR	D-R	Other	Ind	Total
Mideast	17	11	3	1	1	2	5	40
Northeast	6	8	3	2	0	7	12	38
South	5	12	1	0	3	2	1	24
Midwest	9	6	1	1	1	4	1	23
Pacific	3	2	4	6	0	5	1	21
Total	40	39	12	10	5	20	20	146

[Adam Griffin]

Adios, favorite job ever!

Census Atlasia
November 6, 2015

 

Region	Fed	Labor	TPP	CR	D-R	Other	Ind	Total
Mideast	11	17	3	1	1	2	5	40
Northeast	9	6	3	2	0	7	11	38
South	13	5	1	0	3	2	1	25
Midwest	6	9	1	1	1	4	1	23
Pacific	2	3	3	6	0	5	1	20
Total	41	40	11	10	5	20	19	146

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Bring Fritz BACK!!!

[Fritz]

Bring Fritz BACK!!!

Sorry, Yankee, Fritz is retired for good this time.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Bring Fritz BACK!!!

Sorry, Yankee, Fritz is retired for good this time.

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Okay, Bring Hans back!!!!

[Clyde1998]

Shouldn't we have someone doing the census...?

Forget that. I've just seen that Griffin has appointed someone...