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« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2015, 02:19:39 pm »


Don't worry, it's an MFF-threesome:
It's Chris Christie, Maggie De Block and Angela Merkel having a good time...
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« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2015, 02:27:11 pm »

I don't remotely have the logistical capability to organise this ever, of course, but


Why not?

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions, and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not ready for it.

Really? Who knew? For example, I don't do curtains. They are just not masculine enough for me. It has to be shutters, or blinds, or just leave it all bare.

These are too many puns for me to bear... Undecided
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« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2015, 02:27:19 pm »

This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone
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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2015, 02:31:09 pm »

This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone

It's still infinitely better than the Ask Me Anything threads that occured during the last lull.
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« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2015, 03:06:01 pm »

This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone

It's still infinitely better than the Ask Me Anything threads that occured during the last lull.

The Update of the Elderly Gay is not superior to Our Dear Friend's tales.
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« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2015, 04:25:40 pm »
« Edited: April 16, 2015, 04:27:33 pm by Torie »

This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone

It's still infinitely better than the Ask Me Anything threads that occured during the last lull.

The Update of the Elderly Gay is not superior to Our Dear Friend's tales.

No, mine would suck. Too many redactions would be necessary. Smiley
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« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2015, 05:04:05 pm »

If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.
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« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2015, 05:27:56 pm »

If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.

That's probably the filthiest comment I've ever read in this forum...
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« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2015, 05:30:00 pm »

If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.

So when people tell you to go [inks] yourself, do you answer "I wish"? Tongue
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« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2015, 05:35:58 pm »

If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.

So when people tell you to go [inks] yourself, do you answer "I wish"? Tongue

A threesome need not be one in which all three possible pairings are indulged.  But I'd love to give my girlfriend a four handed massage or to receive one in return.
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« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2015, 05:56:11 pm »

I dunno. The build up is exciting, but then it's like, "this is just regular sex with an extra person."
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« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2015, 06:01:40 pm »

Completely overrated.
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« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2015, 06:09:10 pm »

Assuming all parties consent, freedom practice (normal/sane)
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« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2015, 06:12:27 pm »

Only with 2 women (normal).

I don't cross swords.

What if the triad was you/Krampus/topless Angela Merkel?
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« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2015, 09:36:00 pm »

No, Ernest makes a good point. If I could clone my girlfriend and have sex with both of them, and then the clone disappears afterwards, that would be great. But I think bringing a random third person in would just end up being awkward and uncomfortable once it's over.
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« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2015, 10:56:19 pm »

HSP of course. This thread is inappropriate.


What in the good lord's name is this?
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« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2015, 11:37:38 pm »

MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP
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« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2015, 02:26:58 am »

This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone
So, what you're saying is that the people that...."used" the update are the types of people that will start sh**tty threads now that they are bored?  I agree.  Do you suggest a mass banning to prevent it?  Or perhaps a whack-a-mole approach just to the worst apples?
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« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2015, 02:54:54 am »

MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?
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« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2015, 02:59:17 am »

MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

permutations ≠ combinations
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« Reply #45 on: April 17, 2015, 03:08:12 am »

MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

Yeah, Sunrisearoundtheworld seems to be under the impression that in a "MFF" for example, the "M" would have to stay on the left side of the bed the whole time.
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« Reply #46 on: April 17, 2015, 03:14:32 am »

MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

I thought the letter in the middle is the person in the middle.
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« Reply #47 on: April 17, 2015, 03:15:51 am »

MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

I thought the letter in the middle is the person in the middle.

That shows a troubling lack of imagination.
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« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2015, 08:35:58 am »

HSP of course. This thread is inappropriate.

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Correct me if I'm wrong (Lief) but I believe that is Jesus on a computer.  Presumably reading Update and casting judgment on PAPOY. 
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« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2015, 08:51:01 am »

Whatever he's doing, it's at least good to know that Our Lord and Saviour can touch type.
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