Cast your movie with Atlasians

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Be nice!

Self explanatory.

Tara Gillespie recently (hello Dorothy.  You're not in Kansas anymore)
Traininthedistance (the Cowardly Lion)
Monarch (the Tin Man)
Jack Enderman (the Scarecrow)

Antonio...the tallest munchkin

Adam Griffin:  Glynda's sassy half sister Melinda Steinemhemmer-Hessenbruch who also stars as the left ruby red slipper.  She givin the right slipper dat stank eye

NCYankee:  the man behind the curtain

Dukey:  Glynda's homoromantic straight sassy half brother Andreas Pappaduobepapopalous who stars as the right ruby red slipper who don't do carbs.  He didn't even know there was a left slipper.

Torie/Grumps morph together into Glynda.  This is why she talks a lot but cant actually help...grumps wants out RIGHT NOW.

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By the way...this Oz is hosted by NCYankee on a Gateway 2000 with a Pentium III running Windows 98.  In 2015.  Cuz he's that good.  All the cranking and pulling levers is his homemade hard drive that he must spin manually made out of an old microwave, a dinner plate, and some pine boughs.  It is held together with a lot of hoping and praying.  The curtain is a promotional Pentium 4 blanket.  But we all know what crap those were.

[Joe Republic]

The Shining

Jack Torrance: Snowguy716
Wendy and Danny Torrance: The rest of the Atlas Forum community

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The Shining

Jack Torrance: Snowguy716
Wendy and Danny Torrance: The rest of the Atlas Forum community

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The Shining

Jack Torrance: Snowguy716
Wendy and Danny Torrance: The rest of the Atlas Forum community

Unfortunately you forgot some important characters.

such as retromike the blow job giving Dog suit Ghost, and Krampus the disturbing naked lady zombie

Oakvale and Gully are the twins.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Tara Gillespie recently (hello Dorothy.  You're not in Kansas anymore)

Tara Gillespie is a guy, I understand.

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Tara Gillespie recently (hello Dorothy.  You're not in Kansas anymore)

Tara Gillespie is a guy, I understand.

I'm so sorry Tara Gilespie for casting you in a woman's role!  It's a good thing Traininthedistance is an actual cowardly lion...

Keeping buzzing around the point, oldiesfreak.

This is about outward appearances vs whats really on the inside.  Train, for example, is terrified of the world...but he stands up to it. 

I know what part oldies plays now

[retromike22]

Star Wars

Luke: Bacon King
Han Solo: Me
Leia: Adam Fitzgerald
Chewbacca: MormDem
Darth Vader/Anakin: Torie
Obi-wan Kenobi: Clarence
R2D2: Miles
C-3PO: Adam Griffin

Padme: Kushahontas
Lando: IceSpear
Grand Moff Tarkin: t_host
Palpatine: Grumps
Yoda: Dave Leip

Jar Jar Binks: Libertas
Darth Maul: Reaganfan
Count Dooku: Kalwejt
Jabba the Hutt: Bushie
Salacious Crumb: Tender Branson

[Mr. Smith]

Lord of the Rings

Bilbo: Aelrose
Frodo: Me (because I am a depressed mess that would probably do something like that)
Samwise: Tuerkisblau
Pippin: beaver
Meriadoc "Merry": Miles
Fatty Bolger: ModerateVAVoter

Gollum: retromike

Tom Bombadil: solarstorm

Gandalf: clarence
Saruman: oakvale
Grima Wormtongue: Cory

Sauron: memphis


Aragorn: X
Legolas: Antonio
Gimli: CrabCake
Boromir: Chairman Sanchez

Galadriel: Politicus

Treebeard: Marokai Besieged

Denethor: AggregateDemand
Faramir: rfayette

Theoden: Marokai Besieged
Eowyn: Tara Gillesbie

Witch King: Freedom Hawk

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

I'll do Atlas Shrugged since it's easy with ideology, and those movies definitely need to be reworked by better actors which this forum could supply.

Dagny Taggart: Torie (uber-masculinity)
Francisco D'Anconia: Phil (Roman-looking figure)
John Galt: RFayette (folksy Midwestern genius engineer)
Hank Rearden: PiT (assuming you are as into science as your username implies)

Eddie Willers: Clarko95
Ragnar Danneskjold: Hagrid (grow the beard out for the role, but regardless, you would be much better than the worst casting decision in the film)

Lillian Rearden: Flyers
James Taggart: Part 1 - BRTD (for "influence peddling"); Part 2: Hamilton (for completely going off the deep end)
Hugh Akston: muon2 (the beloved professor)
Dr. Stadler: Gustaf (in flashbacks) & Libertas (the 'liberal' prof and the one who abandoned the ideology)
Dr. Ferris: TNF (torture the capitalists)
Quentin Daniels: TJ (or perhaps simfan?)
Wesley Mouch: Bushie?

Midas Mulligan: t_host (only he knows how to run a bank)
Tony (The Wet Nurse): Sanchez (crossed over from the state's side - i.e. Rudy - to the light)
Head of State Thompson: Inks (threatening interrogations...)
Cuffy Meigs: One of our violent Communists - Snowstalker?
Dan Conway: Goldwater (hot weather railroad owner)
Ken Danagger: I'll take that as the PA capitalist
Ellis Wyatt: ElectionsGuy
Richard Halley: Maxwell (most musically-inclined RWer I believe alongside PiT/Sanchez who have roles and tmth seems gone)
Owen Kellogg: Spiral
The Starnes Siblings: Lief, HockeyDude and Snowguy (had to get a Midwesterner in there alongside ideological hacks)
Chick Morrison: OC - the perfect morale conditioner haha
Tinky Holloway: Logically Bandit as the looter
Judge Narragansett: Dallasfan

Every moocher: Krazen

Deus, Free Hawk, Small L, and DeadPrez certainly made it to Galt's Gulch too in lesser known capacities (Sorry no more characters). FreeHawk as a legislator who leaves the commie Capitol of course

Most negative stereotypes are not intended. I can't stop Rand's over-the-top harshness toward other ideologies or even the negative parts of heroes who are not absolutely perfect.

[free my dawg]

Han Solo: Me
Leia: Adam Fitzgerald

President: Mike Huckabee
Vice President: Rick Santorum

[retromike22]

Han Solo: Me
Leia: Adam Fitzgerald

President: Mike Huckabee
Vice President: Rick Santorum

That sounds equally as realistic haha

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead

[Dr. Cynic]

12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead

I did a run of this show in college where I alternated between Juror 3 and Juror 8. I'd play any role in that show though. It's one of my favorites.

[rpryor03]

Beauty and the Beast

Belle: LeBronFitzGerald
Beast/Prince: Retromike
Gaston: Libertas

Lumiere: Bacon King
Mrs. Potts: Mr. Morden
Babette: Kalwejt
Madame de la Grande Bouche: Napoleon
Cogsworth: Oakvale
Maurice: Grumpy Gramps
Chip: Tender Branson
Monsieur D'Arque: Eraserhead
LeFou: Bushie

[Torie]

12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead

Kal's perspicacity never ceases to amaze me:

"Juror #4:A logical, well-spoken stock-broker, Juror #4 urges fellow jurors to avoid emotional arguments and engage in rational discussion. He does not change his vote until a witness’s testimony is discredited (due to the witness’s apparently poor vision)."

[Free Bird]

The Room:

Johnny: OC
Lisa: Texas Gurl?
Claudette: Torie
Denny: KCDem
Chris R: Sawx
Mark: TNF

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Andy Dufresne: opebo
Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding: BRTD
Warden Norton: Inks
Heywood: Bacon King
Captain Hadley: oakvale
Tommy: Christopher Costantini
Bogs Diamond: retromike
Brooks Hatlen: Torie
Parole guy: Dave Leip

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Smilo wins the thread. Well done, well done!

[Gustaf]

I'll do Atlas Shrugged since it's easy with ideology, and those movies definitely need to be reworked by better actors which this forum could supply.

Dagny Taggart: Torie (uber-masculinity)
Francisco D'Anconia: Phil (Roman-looking figure)
John Galt: RFayette (folksy Midwestern genius engineer)
Hank Rearden: PiT (assuming you are as into science as your username implies)

Eddie Willers: Clarko95
Ragnar Danneskjold: Hagrid (grow the beard out for the role, but regardless, you would be much better than the worst casting decision in the film)

Lillian Rearden: Flyers
James Taggart: Part 1 - BRTD (for "influence peddling"); Part 2: Hamilton (for completely going off the deep end)
Hugh Akston: muon2 (the beloved professor)
Dr. Stadler: Gustaf (in flashbacks) & Libertas (the 'liberal' prof and the one who abandoned the ideology)
Dr. Ferris: TNF (torture the capitalists)
Quentin Daniels: TJ (or perhaps simfan?)
Wesley Mouch: Bushie?

Midas Mulligan: t_host (only he knows how to run a bank)
Tony (The Wet Nurse): Sanchez (crossed over from the state's side - i.e. Rudy - to the light)
Head of State Thompson: Inks (threatening interrogations...)
Cuffy Meigs: One of our violent Communists - Snowstalker?
Dan Conway: Goldwater (hot weather railroad owner)
Ken Danagger: I'll take that as the PA capitalist
Ellis Wyatt: ElectionsGuy
Richard Halley: Maxwell (most musically-inclined RWer I believe alongside PiT/Sanchez who have roles and tmth seems gone)
Owen Kellogg: Spiral
The Starnes Siblings: Lief, HockeyDude and Snowguy (had to get a Midwesterner in there alongside ideological hacks)
Chick Morrison: OC - the perfect morale conditioner haha
Tinky Holloway: Logically Bandit as the looter
Judge Narragansett: Dallasfan

Every moocher: Krazen

Deus, Free Hawk, Small L, and DeadPrez certainly made it to Galt's Gulch too in lesser known capacities (Sorry no more characters). FreeHawk as a legislator who leaves the commie Capitol of course

Most negative stereotypes are not intended. I can't stop Rand's over-the-top harshness toward other ideologies or even the negative parts of heroes who are not absolutely perfect.

So I'd be good-guy Stadler? Well, I guess one can do worse.

Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

[solarstorm]

Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...

That's just what someone who thinks it's more than a movie would say.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead

I did a run of this show in college where I alternated between Juror 3 and Juror 8. I'd play any role in that show though. It's one of my favorites.

I've casted you as Juror 6 because, due to our experiences in Americana, I always felt you'd be good at playing a blue collar character like him (given your character's background).

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Parole guy: Dave Leip

Hi,

Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?

Thanks,
Dave

[Mr. Smith]

If we're keeping memes alive...

The Graduate

retromike as Mr. Robinson
Adam Fitzgerald as Ben
Clarko as Alan (can't have no Elaine's here)
Torie as the original Mr. Robinson