Can hedge fund managers go to Heaven?

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if this is based on the "it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle..." Jesus quote, my answer is, in practice, it's too difficult to keep all of those balls in the air, so to speak.  in practice the very wealthy will be idolaters and not focused on the Kingdom of Heaven.  (I don't know that there's evidence that Jesus believed in a go-to-heaven-after-you-die scheme like we do today).