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« on: June 06, 2015, 05:08:39 AM »
« edited: June 06, 2015, 05:25:39 AM by BaconBacon96 »

Hi I'm BaconBacon96! Many of you probably have no idea who I am, so let me introduce myself. I served terms in both the Northeast Assembly and the Midwest Althing. I am not a veteran of Atlasian politics by any metric but I am ready to serve this great land.

My VP candidate needs no introduction. He is the former VP, Senator and Governor Bacon King.

Over the next few days we will unveil our vision for a brighter, bolder Atlasia. This cheeseburger needs bacon. We can bring that bacon home.
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2015, 05:11:31 AM »

I pledge to PM a customized commemorative plate to everyone who votes for our ticket



the dream is real!
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2015, 05:55:41 AM »

I pledge to PM a customized commemorative plate to everyone who votes for our ticket



the dream is real!

It's a very effective campaign tool... beware Bore/Nix...
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2015, 03:04:44 PM »

Welcome to the race, Team Bacon! Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2015, 03:32:38 PM »

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2015, 03:41:12 PM »

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2015, 03:47:56 PM »

The Bacon campaign is proud to announce a new policy- a weekly $50 meal subsidy to assist low income families in covering the cost of groceries. Many are struggling to put food on the table in Atlasia, this ticket hopes to go some way in ending that.
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2015, 04:17:38 PM »

Finally, a candidacy I can endorse from beyond the grave. Delicious, Delicious Bacon!
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2015, 07:26:41 PM »

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office

And what if you suddenly succeed the presidency?
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2015, 10:13:00 PM »

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office

And what if you suddenly succeed the presidency?

He'll be the best President Atlasia's ever seen?
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2015, 10:32:27 PM »

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office

And what if you suddenly succeed the presidency?

He'll be the best President Atlasia's ever seen?

You forgot my glorious week long tenure of inactivity and leaderlessness.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2015, 03:14:46 AM »

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office

And what if you suddenly succeed the presidency?

The first person to say they could do a better job than me gets appointed as my VP and then I resign
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2015, 03:36:36 AM »

Я не ем свинину. Могу я однако голосовать за вас?
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2015, 03:39:27 AM »

Я не ем свинину. Могу я однако голосовать за вас?

We encourage all to vote for our campaign, regardless of dietary habits and requirements! Bacon is an open and tolerant food!

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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2015, 04:27:42 AM »

Я не ем свинину. Могу я однако голосовать за вас?

Xahar is playing with google translator again to appear more sophisticated.
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2015, 04:30:54 AM »

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office

And what if you suddenly succeed the presidency?

The first person to say they could do a better job than me gets appointed as my VP and then I resign

I say it already, so I believe he have a deal Wink
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« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2015, 11:29:32 AM »

Ya think you can buy my vote with a plate?

You bet ya can!  Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2015, 11:40:53 AM »

Ya think you can buy my vote with a plate?

You bet ya can!  Smiley

just for you

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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2015, 11:51:52 AM »

That's creepy, man.
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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2015, 12:22:26 PM »

Я не ем свинину. Могу я однако голосовать за вас?

Xahar is playing with google translator again to appear more sophisticated.

Нет, я неплохо говорю по-русски.
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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2015, 01:22:31 PM »

Я не ем свинину. Могу я однако голосовать за вас?

Xahar is playing with google translator again to appear more sophisticated.

Нет, я неплохо говорю по-русски.




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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2015, 11:03:52 AM »

Question for the Bacon ticket:

If elected, would you promise to introduce bacon flavored breakfast cereal to Atlasia?

Think of all the time Atlasians would save in the morning.

They would be cutting their time for preparing and eating breakfast in half.  

All they would have to do would be to pour a bowl of bacon flavored corn flakes, or bacon flavored shreddies , instead of pouring a bowl of cereal as well as frying bacon on the stove.

This would as well clearly cut down drastically on Atlasians being late for work, thus increasing the  productivity of Atlasian businesses, thus clearly increasing the competitiveness of Atlasia on the world economy.    

 
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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2015, 12:40:12 PM »

Question for the Bacon ticket:

If elected, would you promise to introduce bacon flavored breakfast cereal to Atlasia?

Think of all the time Atlasians would save in the morning.

They would be cutting their time for preparing and eating breakfast in half. 

All they would have to do would be to pour a bowl of bacon flavored corn flakes, or bacon flavored shreddies , instead of pouring a bowl of cereal as well as frying bacon on the stove.

This would as well clearly cut down drastically on Atlasians being late for work, thus increasing the  productivity of Atlasian businesses, thus clearly increasing the competitiveness of Atlasia on the world economy.   

 

While your proposal is laudable, I do not believe it goes far enough. If elected, the BaconBacon/Bacon administration will seek to ensure affordable access to bacon toothpaste, so that every man, woman, and child in Atlasia will have the opportunity to consume a hearty breakfast while simultaneously ensuring their oral hygiene.

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« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2015, 03:33:48 PM »

^^^This my friends is called new ideas.
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« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2015, 04:06:16 PM »


I know you don't like me, but this is totally out of line.
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