BaconBacon96/Bacon King for President/Vice President- It is Actually Happening

[Bacon King]

I pledge to PM a customized commemorative plate to everyone who votes for our ticket



the dream is real!

[Bacon King]

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office

[Bacon King]

I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.

If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office

And what if you suddenly succeed the presidency?

The first person to say they could do a better job than me gets appointed as my VP and then I resign

[Bacon King]

Ya think you can buy my vote with a plate?

You bet ya can! 

just for you

[Bacon King]

Я не ем свинину. Могу я однако голосовать за вас?

Xahar is playing with google translator again to appear more sophisticated.

Нет, я неплохо говорю по-русски.

That's creepy, man.

[Bacon King]

Question for the Bacon ticket:

If elected, would you promise to introduce bacon flavored breakfast cereal to Atlasia?

Think of all the time Atlasians would save in the morning.

They would be cutting their time for preparing and eating breakfast in half. 

All they would have to do would be to pour a bowl of bacon flavored corn flakes, or bacon flavored shreddies , instead of pouring a bowl of cereal as well as frying bacon on the stove.

This would as well clearly cut down drastically on Atlasians being late for work, thus increasing the  productivity of Atlasian businesses, thus clearly increasing the competitiveness of Atlasia on the world economy.   

 

While your proposal is laudable, I do not believe it goes far enough. If elected, the BaconBacon/Bacon administration will seek to ensure affordable access to bacon toothpaste, so that every man, woman, and child in Atlasia will have the opportunity to consume a hearty breakfast while simultaneously ensuring their oral hygiene.

[Bacon King]

How will the BaconBacon/Bacon ticket end the high prices of Bacon?

We will end the tax loopholes that encourage companies to move their bacon overseas, and implement a breakfast welfare program for low-income families to ensure that no American is forced to suffer from inadequate consumption of bacon.

[Bacon King]

How will the BaconBacon/Bacon ticket end the high prices of Bacon?

We will end the tax loopholes that encourage companies to move their bacon overseas, and implement a breakfast welfare program for low-income families to ensure that no American is forced to suffer from inadequate consumption of bacon.

Endorsed

Thanks, friend!