I'm sorry, but I'll stick with bore. Beside, I have concerns about Bacon King. Please don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd rather see him proving he's ready to be active again before running for office, especially vice presidency.
If elected, I pledge to immediately become as inactive as possible while technically remaining eligible to hold the office
And what if you suddenly succeed the presidency?
He'll be the best President Atlasia's ever seen?
You forgot my glorious week long tenure of inactivity and leaderlessness.