BaconBacon96/Bacon King for President/Vice President- It is Actually Happening

[Lincoln Republican]

Ya think you can buy my vote with a plate?

You bet ya can! 

[Lincoln Republican]

Question for the Bacon ticket:

If elected, would you promise to introduce bacon flavored breakfast cereal to Atlasia?

Think of all the time Atlasians would save in the morning.

They would be cutting their time for preparing and eating breakfast in half.  

All they would have to do would be to pour a bowl of bacon flavored corn flakes, or bacon flavored shreddies , instead of pouring a bowl of cereal as well as frying bacon on the stove.

This would as well clearly cut down drastically on Atlasians being late for work, thus increasing the  productivity of Atlasian businesses, thus clearly increasing the competitiveness of Atlasia on the world economy.