Whig Party

[Lincoln Republican]

Clarence has invited me to join the Whig Party, and I have accepted his invitation.

[Lincoln Republican]

To my esteemed and storied leader Clarence and his dear wife, may you have a truly memorable stay in Atlantis.

Clarence, while in Atlantis, set your mind free of the turmoil and turbulence engulfing this restless realm, and lose yourself in the carefree and convivial atmosphere available at that iconic resort.

After all, upon your return to this divided domain you will be sorely put to the test, as your legendary skills of statesmanship and your as yet unequaled political genius will be  tremendously required in this struggling democracy.

And to the nation I say, vote your future, vote your pocket book, a return to normalcy, a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, a square deal, a new deal, happy days are here again, vote Whig.