Sorry, but I trust constitutional scholar Laurence Tribe over a bunch of teenagers on the internet. It is clear that Cruz is not eligible. It's a stupid law, but it's the law nonetheless.
Tribe didn't exactly say that Cruz was not eligible.
Tribe's argument, as I heard it, was not that Cruz was not eligible. Tribe's argument was (A) that the present Supreme Court would find Cruz eligible, but (B) a SCOTUS made up of the kind of Justices Ted Cruz says he'd appoint would likely find Crus NOT eligible.