When I was watching this on 'The Rachel Maddow Show' the first name that popped into my head was Lying Rafael, given the rumors about him as well as the current mini scandal involving him. This also makes me rethink what Trump was implying about "spilling the beans" about Ted's wife...
Could it be... Heidi?
Well, I definitely could see why being married to Ted Cruz would make her forever disgusted by men. 
Aww, c'mon, how is this not a catch?
Sloe-eyed and red-lipped--what could be better?!
She always wanted Herbert Spinecki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
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