House Legislation Introduction Thread

[Sirius_]

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[/quote]I would like to cosponsor this.

[NeverAgain]

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[fhtagn]

Submitting a couple bills here to move them into the administration agenda slots:

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[fhtagn]

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[Sestak]

I believe the President's two above laws still require sponsors once debate starts, so I'll take both of them.

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[Terry the Fat Shark]

INFOWARS.COM_PRISONPLANET.COM ACT

HOUSE BILL

To stop martial law and the new world order.

Be it enacted by the Congress of the Republic of Atlasia assembled

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SECTION I: TITLE

1. This law shall be referred to as the INFOWARS.COM_PRISONPLANET.COM Act.

II: CRUSHING THE NEW WORLD ORDER

1. It shall be expressly prohibited for Atlasian Flag to be displayed in any federal court, or during any federal administrative hearing, tribunal, or arbitration, if that Atlasian Flag has been adorned by decorative fringe.

2. It is the position of Congress that President Fhtagn should rescind Presidential Decision Directive 25 subordinating Atlasian soldiers under U.N. Command.

3. Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 84 shall read as follows: “Nothing in these rules shall prohibit a lawyer from informing a jury of their right as a jury to nullify statutory laws and regulations which are inconsistent with the Constitution of Atlasia.”

4. All federal employees who receive more than $20 from the illuminati shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.

5. No federal monies shall be appropriated or expended for the purpose of flying black helicopters or other aircraft with a cell-site simulator for the purposes of collecting private data. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.

6. No federal monies shall be appropriated to or expended by DAARPA for the purpose of researching or operating a weather machine in Alaska. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.

7. A study shall be conducted by the GM staff on how many FEMA mass concentration camps are owned, maintained, or funded, by the federal government.

III: PROTECTING HEALTH

1. The addition of Thimerosal as a preservative in any vaccine subject to federal regulation is hereby prohibited. 21 C.F.R. 610.15(a) shall be amended accordingly.

2. The maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 1.5mg/L (1.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

3. Collodial silver shall be considered an eligible over the counter medicine for the purposes of expenditures from Health Savings Account monies. Title XLII-7 of the Code of Atlasia shall be amended accordingly.

4. Nutrition supplements may include non-FDA approval general wellness information on packaging materials provided the information is preceded by a statement that such information has not been approved by the FDA.

IV: PROMOTING SCIENCE AND UNCOVERING THE TRUTH

1. The North American Great Ape, (Homo sasquatchis), also known as bigfoot, is hereby added to the Endangered Species List. 50 C.F.R. 17.11 shall be amended accordingly.

2. 1 U.S.C. 1, also known as the Dictionary Act is hereby amended to reflect that for the purposes of federal law, dinosaur and dragon shall be equivalent terms.

3. No federal monies shall be appropriated or expended for the purpose of conducting autopsies or vivisections of extraterrestrial lifeforms. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.

4. A study shall be conducted by the GM staff on whether or not jet fuel burns hot enough to melt steel.

5. A study shall be conducted by the GM staff on whether or not there are chemicals in the water turning the frickin frogs gay.

6. All moon rocks collected as part of the NASA Apollo missions shall be auctioned off, the proceeds of which shall be deposited into the general treasury, since everyone knows we never really landed on the moon.

7. By December 31, 2018, the National Archives and Record Administration shall certify that all files and records pertaining to the investigation of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy have been publicly released. 

SECTION V: EFFECTIVE DATE

1. This act shall take effect immediately. No lawsuit to enforce the provisions of the law shall be justiciable in any federal or Regional court until 90 days after this law takes effect.

[Sestak]

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[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

INFOWARS.COM_PRISONPLANET.COM ACT

HOUSE BILL

To stop martial law and the new world order.

Be it enacted by the Congress of the Republic of Atlasia assembled

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1. Legislative dictates in this manner to the Game Moderator are an intrusion on the part of the Congress into the game moderation engine. While members and citizens are free to ask for such information to be simulated, I don't think we should go so far as to dictate such be simulated. The history of such dictates is that they are typically ignored/forgotten.

2. Section 4, Clause 6 is worded as such to speak for the masses whereas Congress has no such authority to dictate what people think. This is not the Soviet Union.

3. Section 2.3 is unconstitutional.

4. The Presence or absence of fringe doesn't govern the conduct of our courts, our constitution and our laws do.

5. Gag him

6. It appears you were missing a quote box code.  

7. These gentlemen in black would like to speak with you alone.

I am going to have to insist that these issues are addressed otherwise I will have to put a hold on this on the grounds that it is functionally impractical/unconstitutional.

[NeverAgain]

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END OF PART I

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END OF PART II - END OF BILL

[fhtagn]

Since both of the bills in the administration slots have been passed and the slots opened up, submitting others to go in their place:

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[Sestak]

Again, I will sponsor both.

[NeverAgain]

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[Sirius_]

Trumpsucks, your bill needs to be submitted here.

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[fhtagn]

Magical Administration slot filling time:

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[Sestak]

I ask that the question immediately be put to the house as to whether HB 1226 shall pass, the objections of the President to the contrary notwithstanding.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

For the Administration Slot:

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Article IV, Section 2.1 of the Constitution shall be amended to read the following:

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With Lechasseur as the House Sponsor (he will confirm this once the thread is created).

[Pericles]

I ask that the question immediately be put to the house as to whether HB 1226 shall pass, the objections of the President to the contrary notwithstanding.

I will sponsor such legislation.

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