This Protestant denomination selector quiz

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I really put off taking this, but I am finally starting to see Prots as allies (sort of) against the evildoers rather than enemies themselves, so, as absurd as these questions are...

1. Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (100%)         
2. United Church of Christ (93%)         
3. Lutheran Church Missouri Synod (92%)         
4. Episcopal/Anglican (91%)         
5. United Methodist (81%)         
6. Church of the Nazarene (80%)         
7. Presbyterian Church USA (74%)         
8. Evangelical Methodist (70%)         
9. Mennonite Church USA (65%)         
10. Presbyterian Church in America (65%)         
11. Brethren in Christ (57%)         
12. Mennonite Brethren (55%)         
13. Grace Brethren (50%)         
14. Christian Church/Church of Christ (Instrumental) (33%)         
15. Assemblies of God (32%)         
16. Bible Presbyterian (28%)         
17. Free Will Baptists (27%)         
18. Reformed Baptists (25%)         
19. Church of Christ (Non-Instrumental) (23%)         
20. American Baptists in the USA (22%)         
21. Non-Denominational Bible Church (20%)         
22. Southern Baptists (20%)         
23. Average Non-Denominational Church (17%)         
24. Seeker-Friendly Non-Denominational Church (17%)         
25. Independent Fundamentalist/Bible Baptist (0%)   

Sad that Episcopalian is not #1