Wyoming should not be a state.
Wyoming is objectively an awesome state...
Wyoming is an FS because of Yellowstone and the Tetons, but politically it makes me feel better about South Dakota.
Yeah, but who cares?? I LOVE Illinois, I just think it'd be even better if its government had more Republican influence. Similarly, Oklahoma actually seems to be a rather well-run state (flirtation with regressive social stances aside), but I'm not drawn to it as a state just because of its conservatism.
Well we've all seen the wonderful result of the Republican experiment in Kansas
Selling used sex toys to pay your bills is a great example of fiscal conservatism!