List of crazy GOP predictions about Obama that didn't happen

[Mr. Reactionary]

I feel like Agenda 21 should have eliminated some golf courses by now.

[Mr. Reactionary]

GOP ain't nothing but a bunch of bedwetting trigger happy crackpots.

Bed wetting is something reserved for the left. Many on the right however harbor delusions about how glorious and fast a civil war would be.

While the left is more likely to put violence into practice because of a few deranged Bernie-bros, the weird obsession with muh revolution on the right is off putting. Though violent revolution is not entirely wrong in and of itself when necessary, I cannot think of one single remote scenario in which the physical removal of Clinton from office can be justified in any possible way imaginable, and I'm taking into account a literal nuclear exchange with Russia over Syria here.

Ditto.