Atlasian Messenger

[King]

If you are talking about the District 3 seat which covers the Northeast and is held by me, a Union member, my intention is to run for re-election if nobody reasonable (aka not a commie) is the only opposition.

[King]

Did anyone read the banner? Anyone? "The Atlasian Messenger, the news thats usually right most of the time" that was not a most of the time moment.

But as the in-power party, we demand all of our news be in the accurate column while the ACA and Farmer-Labor people have the dead baby-eating articles!

[King]

Just a few minutes ago, Governor MAS117 voted in the re-districting 'election'. His first preference of Map 5 has made Governor Cheesewhiz's vote irrelevant (had he even chosen to vote). The process took exactly 2 weeks. Your new map looks like this:

That's wrong, actually.  CheeseWhiz needs to vote for Map 5 to win (regardless of what he votes Map 5 will win, but it is a technicality so a map can win).

[King]

Wildcard changed his vote and now CheeseWhiz's vote doesn't matter.  Sorry about that LiberalPA.

[King]

Hello and welcome to the first edition of the Northeast Report with A.J. King!  As the newest addition to Atlasia's fastest growing newspaper, I pledge to you fair and unbias coverage that is, of course, accurate most of the time.  Let's begin...

Redistricting Complete: Northeast's First District Wide Open!
NYMAN, D.C.-- The maps are drawn and the numbers are picked.  At 6:57 p.m. Northeast time, redistricting was officially declared over with the Northeast gaining nor losing a district in the process. 

The big news comes from the new 1st District which covers the Pennslyvanian area of the Northeast as the 1st loses the Commonwealth of Virginia and incumbent Senator MHS2002.  Such change now leaves us with the first open Senate seat to represent a portion of the Northeastern Region since Senator Defarge announced his retirement in January of this year.

Floodgates of names on who will declare for the open Southern Northeast-Eastern Mideast shared district have now opened and include Northeasterners such as former Vice President Keystone Phil, Atlasian Messenger CEO LiberalPA, and vaguely-known Kevin Brown--all of which have run unsuccessfully for Senate before.  Other possibilities include Mideast Governor Joe Republic, Attorney General Al Realpolitick, and even former Senator Akno21.

It is uncertain on whether or not any of those mentioned are remotely interested in running, but they would all make for a close race.

[King]

MESSENGER POLL:  President Siege Boasts 79% Approval Rating in New District 2;  Gov. Republic Strongest Against LiberalPA

A new poll privately conducted by the Atlasian Messenger through SMF Messaging on the residents of the newly drawn 2nd District show strong support for the newly elected President Siege 40 and mixed numbers for their only Senate candidate at this point:  LiberalPA.

Among residents of District 2, 79% say they approve of the job President Siege has done since taking office and of that approval 25% say they strongly approve of Siege.  Overall, outstanding numbers for the President as not a single person polled a voice of disapproval of him.

In the District 2 Senate race, we matched up LiberalPA with five different challengers who may or may not run for Senate.  The results were:

v. Governor Joe Republic
Joe Republic   51.9%
LiberalPA   17.7%
Undecided   30.4%

v. Attorney General Al Realpolitick
Al   36.7%
NOTA   20.9%
LiberalPA   17.7%
Other   6.3%
Undecided   18.4%

v. Former Vice President Keystone Phil
LiberalPA   60.8%
Keystone Phil   24.1%
Other   6.3%
NOTA   8.9%

v. Former Northeast Lt. Governor J. J.
LiberalPA   66.5%
J. J.    27.2%
Other   6.3%

v. Former Senator Akno21
LiberalPA   54.4%
NOTA   27.2%
Other   6.3%
Akno21   0.0%
Undecided   12.0%

The Atlasian Messenger Poll for District 2 was conducted from July 19-21 and is scientifically weighed based on previous turnout.  Margin of Error is set at 14.3%.

[King]

Margin of Error is set at 14.3%.

That isn't bad for a forum poll.

[King]

Perhaps the newspaper should run a poll on the approval ratings of all federal and regional officials (like the ones Colin Wixted did last month).

I am currently polling the President's approval ratings district-by-district and then will compile the results after all 5 districts have been polled.  A national poll using FreeOnlineSurveys sounds like a good idea, however.

[King]

Perhaps the newspaper should run a poll on the approval ratings of all federal and regional officials (like the ones Colin Wixted did last month).

I am currently polling the President's approval ratings district-by-district and then will compile the results after all 5 districts have been polled.  A national poll using FreeOnlineSurveys sounds like a good idea, however.

What about the rest of us?

It will probably be taken by a national poll.

[King]

This is a Messenger Polling Center News Alert:

New District 4 Poll shows Siege with 63% District Approval as Senate Race "Leans" Harry

This is a poll of 18 likely voters in the 4th District taken from July 22nd-24th. Margin of Error is set at 15.8%.

1.  Siege40 Approval in 4th District
Strongly Approve   12.3%
Somewhat Approve   50.7%
Somewhat Disapprove   9.9%
Strongly Disapprove   0.0%
No Opinion   27.2%

2.  4th District Senate Race
Round 1
Harry   47%
MHS2002   19%
Ernest   12%
Bono   6%
Ben Meyers   5%
Other   0%
None of the Above   0%
Undecided   11%

Round 2
Harry   47%
MHS2002   19%
Ernest   12%
Bono   11%
None of the Above   0%
Undecided   11%

Round 3
Harry   48%
MHS2002   24%
Ernest   16%
None of the Above   0%
Undecided   12%

Final Round
Harry   48%
MHS2002   40%
None of the Above   0%
Undecided   12%

[King]

It is 8 now.

Huh?

[King]

We're ready to project Al Gore the winner in Florida!

[King]

I knew it. Zack hates gays and women.

Or does he just hate gay women?