Counties w/ Detailed Write-Ins

[dax00]

Please post links to results from counties with detailed write-ins. They're just so damn funny. This is for Warren Co., NJ: http://www.co.warren.nj.us/Elections/Current%20Election%20Results/vote.pdf

My favorite entries from the results above include 'Godhelpus Wearelost ', 'Clintoniscorrupt Trumpisadunce', 'Theodore Roosevelt / Ronald Reagan', 'Taco Supreme / Nacho Grande'

[RI]

You're looking for breakdowns for the unofficial write-ins not just the official ones, I take it?

Vermont breaks it down for the entire state. 11 people voted for Theo Epstein; hard to argue with that one. Only one vote for Harambe, and they couldn't even spell his name correctly. One vote for the formidable Phil Robertson/Ben Carson ticket. Frank Underwood picked up a vote as did the heroic Rick Grimes/Jon Snow ticket and the off-brand "Tyron Lanntsa." Someone actually spelled Benedict Cumberbatch's name correctly. Kshama "Swant" got a ballot.

[Sorenroy]

You're looking for breakdowns for the unofficial write-ins not just the official ones, I take it?

Vermont breaks it down for the entire state. 11 people voted for Theo Epstein; hard to argue with that one. Only one vote for Harambe, and they couldn't even spell his name correctly. One vote for the formidable Phil Robertson/Ben Carson ticket. Frank Underwood picked up a vote as did the heroic Rick Grimes/Jon Snow ticket and the off-brand "Tyron Lanntsa." Someone actually spelled Benedict Cumberbatch's name correctly. Kshama "Swant" got a ballot.

Why are BERNIE SANDERS and BERNIE SANDERS listed seperately? (18,183 for one and 35 for the other)

[Alcon]

Okanogan County, WA:

Bernie Sanders 173 (5 with Elizabeth Sanders, 4 with Tim Kaine, 3 with Tulsi Gabbard)
Evan McMullin 75 (16 with Mindy Finn, 11 with Nathan Johnson)
Doug McKinley 27 (Congressional candidate)
Joe Pakootas 17 (Congressional candidate)
Ben Carson 15
John Kasich 14
Paul Ryan 14
Jennifer Ferguson 10
Ted Cruz 9
Patrick Plumb 7
General James Mattis 3
Mike Pence 3
Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers 3
Jeb Bush 2
Michele Obama 2

Other vote-getters include "2 Chronicles 7:14", "Dolphins", "Grandma Patty", "My neighbor's yellow dog", "Nacho Grande", "your butt", "Nasty Woman" (2 votes), and "Turd Sandwich" (4 votes).

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

Following this pdf from the SoS,

http://elections.cdn.sos.ca.gov/statewide-elections/2016-general/unprocessed-ballots-report.pdf

About a dozen counties have finished finished reporting, five of which have their write-ins listed by candidates. Some counties only count write ins of official write in candidates. Plumas County's pdf looks like they printed the document, used a typewriter to add in Sanders and McMullin, and then scanned that document and uploaded it.

Bernie Sanders/Tulsi Gabbard
Glenn 58 0.61%
Plumas 120 1.22%
San Francisco 1,342 0.33%
San Mateo 2,159 0.69%
Siskyou 269 1.31%
Tehama 139 0.58%
Yolo 844 1.03%
4,931 total votes so far

Evan McMullin/Nathan Johnson
Glenn 31 0.33%
Plumas 51 0.52%
San Francisco 226 0.06%
San Mateo 760 0.24%
Siskyou 104 0.51%
Tehama 82 0.34%
Yolo 256 0.31%
1,510 total votes so far

Mike Maturen/Juan Munoz
Glenn 2
Plumas 0
San Francisco 17
San Mateo 23
Siskyou 5
Tehama 3
Yolo 11
61 votes so far

Lawrence Kotlikoff/Edward Leamer
Glenn 0
Plumas 0
San Francisco 11
San Mateo 15
Siskyou 1
Tehama 0
Yolo 5
32 votes so far

Jerry White/Niles Niemuth
Glenn 0
Plumas 0
San Francisco 1
San Mateo 3
Siskyou 0
Tehama 0
Yolo 0
4 votes so far

No sense in dealing with percentages for Maturen, Kotlikoff, or White.

Total Votes from Counties with Write-Ins broken down: 868,692
Sanders: 0.57%
McMullin: 0.17%

Updated with Yolo County, 1:27 PM PST 11/28/16

Updated with San Mateo County, 6:44 PM PST 11/30/16

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=252498

I've been compiling write ins from California in the linked thread. 7 out of 58 counties have finished reporting their votes and have given broken down results for write ins. They don't report the fun ones though. I might compile Washington's write ins too (or at least Sanders and McMullin).

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

New Hampshire has their results broken down by county. More interesting than CA's, but none of the "Turd Sandwich" votes of Washington.

http://sos.nh.gov/2016PresGen.aspx?id=8589963688

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

Okanogan County, WA:

Bernie Sanders 173 (5 with Elizabeth Sanders, 4 with Tim Kaine, 3 with Tulsi Gabbard)
Evan McMullin 75 (16 with Mindy Finn, 11 with Nathan Johnson)
Doug McKinley 27 (Congressional candidate)
Joe Pakootas 17 (Congressional candidate)
Ben Carson 15
John Kasich 14
Paul Ryan 14
Jennifer Ferguson 10
Ted Cruz 9
Patrick Plumb 7
General James Mattis 3
Mike Pence 3
Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers 3
Jeb Bush 2
Michele Obama 2

Other vote-getters include "2 Chronicles 7:14", "Dolphins", "Grandma Patty", "My neighbor's yellow dog", "Nacho Grande", "your butt", "Nasty Woman" (2 votes), and "Turd Sandwich" (4 votes).

Where did you find the write in results for WA broken down? I tried some of the counties, but they just took me to the state website that doesn't break things down (or even include write ins).

[Vosem]

Okanogan County, WA:

Bernie Sanders 173 (5 with Elizabeth Sanders, 4 with Tim Kaine, 3 with Tulsi Gabbard)
Evan McMullin 75 (16 with Mindy Finn, 11 with Nathan Johnson)
Doug McKinley 27 (Congressional candidate)
Joe Pakootas 17 (Congressional candidate)
Ben Carson 15
John Kasich 14
Paul Ryan 14
Jennifer Ferguson 10
Ted Cruz 9
Patrick Plumb 7
General James Mattis 3
Mike Pence 3
Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers 3
Jeb Bush 2
Michele Obama 2

Other vote-getters include "2 Chronicles 7:14", "Dolphins", "Grandma Patty", "My neighbor's yellow dog", "Nacho Grande", "your butt", "Nasty Woman" (2 votes), and "Turd Sandwich" (4 votes).

Getting visions of a hypothetical alternate election result where the decisive question in the decisive state ends up being whether write-in votes cast for "nasty woman" are meant to be counted for Hillary Clinton (thereby giving her the Presidency) or not (electing Trump).

[Alcon]

Okanogan County, WA:

Bernie Sanders 173 (5 with Elizabeth Sanders, 4 with Tim Kaine, 3 with Tulsi Gabbard)
Evan McMullin 75 (16 with Mindy Finn, 11 with Nathan Johnson)
Doug McKinley 27 (Congressional candidate)
Joe Pakootas 17 (Congressional candidate)
Ben Carson 15
John Kasich 14
Paul Ryan 14
Jennifer Ferguson 10
Ted Cruz 9
Patrick Plumb 7
General James Mattis 3
Mike Pence 3
Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers 3
Jeb Bush 2
Michele Obama 2

Other vote-getters include "2 Chronicles 7:14", "Dolphins", "Grandma Patty", "My neighbor's yellow dog", "Nacho Grande", "your butt", "Nasty Woman" (2 votes), and "Turd Sandwich" (4 votes).

Where did you find the write in results for WA broken down? I tried some of the counties, but they just took me to the state website that doesn't break things down (or even include write ins).

Okanogan just sent it along when I requested precinct results.  Douglas did too, although their format is a mess.

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

Okanogan County, WA:

Bernie Sanders 173 (5 with Elizabeth Sanders, 4 with Tim Kaine, 3 with Tulsi Gabbard)
Evan McMullin 75 (16 with Mindy Finn, 11 with Nathan Johnson)
Doug McKinley 27 (Congressional candidate)
Joe Pakootas 17 (Congressional candidate)
Ben Carson 15
John Kasich 14
Paul Ryan 14
Jennifer Ferguson 10
Ted Cruz 9
Patrick Plumb 7
General James Mattis 3
Mike Pence 3
Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers 3
Jeb Bush 2
Michele Obama 2

Other vote-getters include "2 Chronicles 7:14", "Dolphins", "Grandma Patty", "My neighbor's yellow dog", "Nacho Grande", "your butt", "Nasty Woman" (2 votes), and "Turd Sandwich" (4 votes).

Where did you find the write in results for WA broken down? I tried some of the counties, but they just took me to the state website that doesn't break things down (or even include write ins).

Okanogan just sent it along when I requested precinct results.  Douglas did too, although their format is a mess.

Are you trying to get all of the counties or just a few?

[Alcon]

The named write-ins?  I'm not trying for those.  I've just gotten a few of them incidentally.  I doubt many counties bother to keep them.  They're not required.

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

26 of 58 counties have their official write ins where I could find them. This is from yesterday. I'll take another look tomorrow at the remainders. Any that I don't find by next week will be getting emails/phone calls.

Bernie broke 2% (but not 2.5%) in Humboldt. There's a few other northern CA counties where he's broken 1%. McMullin has broken 0.5% in a few counties.

Will Jerry White get 55 votes? It could be close.

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

35 of 58 counties now.

[RI]

Notable write-ins from Cayuga County, NY:

90 Bernie Sanders
65 Evan McMullin
25 John Kasich
22 Darrell Castle
16 Paul Ryan
13 Joe Biden
11 Mitt Romney
10 Mike Pence
  8 Ted Cruz
  6 Mickey Mouse
  5 Jeb Bush
  5 John McCain
  5 Rand Paul
  4 Lynn Kahn
  3 Ben Carson
  3 Elizabeth Warren
  2 Willie Carter
  2 Laurence Kotlikoff
  2 Billy Kuffs
  2 Michael Maturen
  2 Rita Morabito
  2 "None of the Above"
  2 John Ryan
  2 Vermin Supreme
  1 Alan Alda
  1 Anonymous
  1 "Jed" Bush
  1 Noam Chomsky
  1 Chris "Cristy"
  1 Donald Duck
  1 "Literally Anyone Else"
  1 Joe Exotic
  1 Harrison Ford
  1 Pope Francis
  1 Terry Francona
  1 Al Gore
  1 Trey Gowdy
  1 Martin Luther King Jr.
  1 Derek Jeter
  1 Abraham Lincoln
  1 Jimmy McMillan
  1 Ralph Nader
  1 "Neither"
  1 "Nobody"
  1 "No Confidence"
  1 Ted Nugent
  1 Michelle Obama
  1 "Do Over"
  1 Ron Paul
  1 Mike Rowe
  1 Marco Rubio
  1 Ben Sasse
  1 Ron Swanson
  1 "Sweetie"
  1 Daenerys Targaryen
  1 Neil DeGrasse Tyson
  1 Frank Underwood
  1 Jesse Ventura
  1 George Washington
  1 Jim Webb

[VPH]

Notable write-ins from Cayuga County, NY:
  1 Jim Webb

Nice.

[Averroës Nix]

Jefferson County, NY, with the most amusing/horrifying in bold:

84   Bernie Sanders
28   Evan McMullin
26   John Kasich
17   Paul Ryan
12   Evan McMullin / Nathan Johnson
10   Darrell Castle
9   Evan McMullin / Mindy Finn
9   Ted Cruz
5   Mitt Romney
4   Ben Carson
4   Evan McMullen
3   Bernard Sanders
3   Colin Powell
3   John McCain
3   Michael R. Pence
2   Bernie Sanders / Joe Biden
2   Darrell Castle / Scott Bradley
2   Evan McMillan
2   Even McMullin
2   God
2   James Carter
2   Jeb Bush
2   John Kaskich
2   Marco Rubio
2   Michael A. Maturen / Juan A. Munoz
2   Michael Maturen
2   Michael Pence / Donald Trump
2   Mickey Mouse
2   Rand Paul
1   "A good human being"
1   "Just Bernie"
1   "McMullin for President"
1   "None of the above"
1   Alice Cooper
1   Andy Bach
1   Arnold S.W.
1   Benjamin W. James
1   Bernie Sandars
1   Bernie Sanders / Bill Weld
1   Bernie Sanders / Gary Johnson
1   Bernie Sanders / John Kasich
1   Bernie Sanders / Tim Kaine
1   Bernie Sanders / Tulsi Gabbard
1   Berny Sanders
1   Bill Kasich
1   Bobby Jindal
1   Brad Stevens
1   Brandi Peasely
1   Bruce Willis
1   Burnie Sanders
1   Charles E. Schumer
1   Charles L. Bickel Jr.
1   Charlie Rose
1   Cris Bartow
1   Cruz
1   Cthulny Nyarlathotep
1   Darrel Castle
1   Darrell Carroll
1   Darrell Castle / Scott Bradley (Constitution Party of NY)
1   Darryl Castle Constitution Party
1   David Duke
1   David E. Hodge
1   David Evan McMullin / Mindy Finn
1   Donald Duck
1   Donald Trump
1   Dr. Ben Carson
1   Ed McMullin
1   Edmund Gerald Brown Jr.
1   Eduardo Garcia
1   Elise Stefanik
1   Ellen Degenerous
1   Evan McMilan
1   Evan McMillen
1   Evan McMillin
1   Evan McMullin / M. Finn
1   Evan McMullin / Nate Johnson
1   Evan Mullan
1   Evan Pettyjohn
1   Franklin Graham
1   Gary Johnson/Bill Weld
1   General James Mattis, USMC (Ret.)
1   George Bush
1   God Bless America
1   God help us
1   God Our Lord
1   Gov. John Kasich
1   Hon. Jon McHugh
1   Hunter J. Anderson
1   James Barnes / Steve Rogers
1   James P. Dawson
1   James P. Shaw / Ron Pierce
1   James Webb
1   Jeff Flake
1   Jesse S. Bartlett
1   Jessica Lehman
1   Jesus Christ
1   Jesus of Nazareth
1   Joe Biden / Bernie Sanders
1   Joel Jamison
1   John Fogerty
1   John Kaisch
1   John Kusich
1   John M McHugh Secretary Army, Emeritus
1   John McHugh
1   John R. Kasick
1   John R. Powers
1   John Stewert
1   Johnny Truesdell
1   Jonathan J. Schell
1   Joshua Graham Thomson
1   Judy Hanrahan
1   Justin Crescent
1   Justin Perkins
1   Kasic
1   Kathy Tucker
1   Kirk Gilchrist
1   Lucifer
1   M. Rubio
1   MacMillan
1   Maple Walnut
1   Mauteren Munoz American Soliday Party
1   McCullen
1   Michelle Gravelle
1   Michelle Obama
1   Mike Ritland / Jack Spirko
1   Miss Piggy / Kermit
1   Mitt Romey
1   Mitt Romney / Michael R. Pence
1   Nikki Six
1   Nolan D. Pitkin
1   Obama
1   Paul D. Ryan
1   Paul Ryan / John Kasich
1   Paul Ryan Speaker of the House Rep.
1   Pence
1   Pluto
1   Raymond A. Lepper Jr.
1   Raymond Slate
1   Rick Flair
1   Ron Hall
1   Ron Paul
1   Ron Paul / Rand Paul
1   Ross Perot / James Stockdale
1   Roy H. Seeber
1   Roy Miller
1   Rudolph Giuliani
1   Sanders
1   Shawn Griffin
1   Sophia the First
1   Stephen W. Burke
1   Sweet Meteor of Death
1   Teddy Roosevelt / Jimmy Carter
1   Thomas S. Monson
1   Vincent K. McMahon
1   Vladimir Putin
1   William Perkins Black River, NY
1   WM T. Utess / Sigrid Utess
1   Yosemite Sam / Daffy Duck

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

California certified their results:

http://elections.cdn.sos.ca.gov/sov/2016-general/sov/17-presidential-formatted.pdf

Mariposa doesn't have any write ins, which is odd. There's even a vote a piece for Sanders and McMullin in Alpine, which has far fewer people.