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« on: January 18, 2017, 09:11:08 AM »

Go.
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2017, 09:12:52 AM »

No.

Kalwejt is responsible for the frequent smog in the Los Angeles area and a top-polluter due to his smoking habit. Obama has a zero-tolerance policy against environmental polluters.
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2017, 09:46:43 AM »

Despite having locked a number of President Obama's female cabinet secretaries in his basement, Tender was surprised to hear that the 44th President had pardoned him. As it turned out, Obama wanted to be popular among Bernie Bros and other Intercretins, so he did the "smart thing". Nevertheless, Tender was soon extradited to Austria by the incoming administration for similar crimes.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2017, 09:54:04 AM »

Yes.

Pardoning for aggressive policing.
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2017, 01:28:57 PM »

No. Obama wouldn't forgive him his PMs.
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2017, 01:41:32 PM »

Yes, for being a turkey.
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2017, 01:43:52 PM »

Yes, for briefly stealing the identity of a Democrat for Kentucky.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2017, 01:48:32 PM »

No, a notorious art thief and prolific womanizer
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2017, 11:27:31 PM »

No, a notorious art thief and prolific womanizer

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2017, 06:56:12 AM »

Yeah, I'd say Obama supports decriminalizing weed.
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2017, 09:17:28 AM »

He can't. Posting too much is a state offense.
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2017, 11:21:40 PM »

No, pretending to be a libertarian is cultural appropriation.
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2017, 10:45:46 AM »

No. Too leaky.
Alternatively, yes. Obama can't count the reasons you should stay. One by one, they all just fade away. Wink
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2017, 12:45:08 PM »

Yep.
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2017, 01:00:19 PM »

No. Too leaky.
Alternatively, yes. Obama can't count the reasons you should stay. One by one, they all just fade away. Wink
*insert Chelsea Manning joke here*
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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2017, 01:14:12 PM »

No, for terrible humor
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« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2017, 01:21:26 PM »

Yes, for disturbing the peace.
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« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2017, 06:32:35 PM »
« Edited: March 04, 2017, 06:35:07 PM by Governor diptheriadan »

No, for shouting Every Man a King on the steps of the Louisiana State Capitol Building.
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« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2017, 06:51:02 PM »

Yes, for making an awesome thread and it being moved.
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2017, 02:02:13 AM »

Yes, for excessive displays of kindness
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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2017, 09:33:33 PM »

Probably not.  Just look at his anti-abortion sign....LOL!! j/k.  Wink
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2017, 10:31:15 PM »

No, for extremism.
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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2017, 11:09:05 AM »

No, the Obama administration was nasty towards wistleblowers. There's no way it would be nice to a Russian spy who commited hate crimes.
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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2017, 12:51:30 AM »

Yes. Violating the Espionage Act by leaking documents to Wikileaks.
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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2017, 01:08:07 AM »

No, because Obama no longer has that ability
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