Good for Canada! A humane and tolerant nation on the North American continent - who'd have thought it possible?
Oh No! another nation has fallen! begun, the Fag War has!
I asked my mom in British Columbia if Canada was being destroyed by holy fire and brimstone from God's anger at our legalization of homosexual marriage, but miraculously, she said that it was actually a warm and pleasant summer day and that the only things resembling fire and brimstone was the odd barbeque found in a backyard. I guess maybe God was too busy or something.
Of course he is, I mean he hasnt even gotten to Orlando yet.