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[Badger]

This girl has never met me before ...

In my case, the dialogue would go like this:

Girl: Uh hey Tender, are you just waiting around outside my class?
Tender: *staring at her from top to bottom for 1 minute, using a big fat *
Girl: *running screaming for campus security*

Are you saying you'd have one eye pinched close for a solid minute while scanning her top to bottom like some sort of sexual Terminator?

I haven't laughed this hard at a a post in forum for a long long time period if she didn't already have a thread named after her period period period

[Badger]

That is an amazing rant. My hands shook as I deleted it. I need to remember not to commit any felonies in his county. The idea of him prosecuting me suffuses me with dread. Sanchez certainly has a talent in getting under many posters' skin, I must say. He has a gift. And he (among others) is certainly keeping the Cave busy. The days of me being the Maytag man are just so over. A couple of days have been like 20 reports to process. F you Trump, for that too!

Badger is one of the few people I would not want to annoy either… he's got that whole avenging angel with healthy dose of snark angle going.

Eh, he doesn't bother me any. Any prosecutor who behaves like he does in response to a college kid's opinions isn't very stable. He keeps invoking my autistic brother, so I invoked his kids. I wouldn't be afraid of getting on his bad side.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa there! I don't believe that's quite true, Sanchez. Several other individuals brought up the comparison of your autistic brother and supporting Trump despite his cuts to Medicaid that will affect your brother, but I don't believe I was one of them. I avoided doing so. I believe after our little tete-a-tete you posted that you didn't like the Republicans budget proposal because of its cuts to Medicaid in the way it would affect your Brothers needs, to which I inquired dash dash at least with an attempt at sensitivity since I prefaced it by noting I didn't want to start a fight - - how you felt about the fact that it was in fact Trump's budget.

 That I believe was the entire extent my mentioning your brother, unlike several other posters. Possibly could be incorrect on this and I'm glad to be proven wrong if a record of my posting shows otherwise, but I'm reasonably confident that this is the case. Trust Me, While others may have accused you of hypocrisy for supporting Trump while opposing his budget because of the effect it would have on your brother, my objections to your posts were different, extensive, and varied.

Your reference to my kids was over the line, but I let it slide by merely noting, quite accurately I have to say, that I think that simply reflected how much my arguments had you rattled and that it was a lack of character on your part. Enough said

Sanchez, you really aren't among the worst posters on this form comma what's your Non-Stop riding Trump's Jock and inability to admit that his presidency--despite whatever high hopes you may have had for a third way president charting off a course between the Democrats who's liberalism you detest, and the internationalist establishment neoconservative Wing previously dominant in the Republican party which you likewise are no fan of--has indisputably turned into a total dumpster fire, and dealing with that reality seems to be literally rotting your brain.

Seriously man, it's a little scary.

Oh, and regarding responding to you in a certain way whether you are college student or an adult is really not with this forum is about. You should know that. Barring a couple posters who appear to have a legitimate diagnosable mental shortcomings-- and I don't mean the run-of-the-mill nuroses and weirdness that 99% of us posters here suffer from -- this is a snowflake free zone. One earns or forfeits respect here based on their ability to make and support an argument, and to a lesser degree get along with feathers in the sandbox. There's no bell curve based on age or lack thereof. It's a full-time permanent Adult Swim here, so I encourage you to tread water better because your ill-conceived defenses of Trump have left you in the metaphorical deep end these past few months

[Badger]

Imagine if this was about Russia.

*drops the mic*

Excellent. Now if you could just never pick it up again, we'll be all good.

This was truly 3rd degree burn-level

[Badger]

Mueller is overstepping his legal bounds. Time to fire.

Scared?

Of what? I'm a scared of the coup you're starting. It WILL be resisted.

Coup ??
LOL !!

You're more unpopular than Trump.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=268813.0

What happened to the Opinion of ProudModerate2 thread? It was getting so good!

See this sort of thing is why – as horrible as a number of his views are – I still respect Sanchez a hell of a lot more than ProudModerate2: Say what you will about Sanchez, but at least he can take a punch, so to speak.  Plus, the dude fights back even when many pro-Trump posters head for the hills.

I like to fight. Once my grandfather left the room screaming profanities at me - I was eight. It was hilarious. I miss him terribly. But I get to relive that a bit here

That is simultaneously the most charming and most scary thing I've heard all day.

[Badger]

Ouch. That was a third degree-er there.

[Badger]

How many FF voters are using a Wi-Fi connection to post that?

You supported a candidate who tried to blame mass shootings on video games.

Lmao.

I am not above confessing to getting burned. I don't need any skin grafts for this particular one though.

Look closer.

[Badger]

I had it coming

Please get yourself a girlfriend or something ...

CC the irony ore mine.

[Badger]

RE: Gen Z

Y'all do realize that being nonwhite and college educated doesn't mean they'll become Democrats, right? None of those things alone suggest they wouldn't be conservative.

You're right, race and education aren't predictors of political affiliation in the US.

[Badger]

I laughed at this for like 15 seconds straight. It sounds like a line from an episode of Arrested Development.

[Badger]

You know, I’ve actually tried to give you the benefit of the doubt as a poster for quite a long while. I also am not always the biggest fan of how echo-Chambery Atlas can be. But, as time has gone on, you’ve only shown yourself to be more and more of a complete garbage poster. At this point, the following things are clear:

1. You contribute absolutely nothing of value to this forum.
2. You are a top cause of flame wars etc. on the forum.
3. Basically 90% of your posts on this forum are complaints about other posters, many of whom contribute more to the forum in a day than you have in your entire posting history, simply because you disagree with them. Let’s face it, there is not a single person you disagree with who you can get along with. And a lot of that is because, for all of your complaints about ad hominem attacks, you...tend to resort to them quite a bit.

Let’s take this thread, for example. You took a post that was basically said, “I will pick a candidate who criticizes Israel in ways sometimes bordering on antisemitic tropes over a candidate who has also made questionable statements about Jews, plus has also made similar statements about racial minorities and Muslims, and who has openly admitted to unwanted sexual touching of women and may be in legal trouble” and responded by basically trying to insinuate that the poster was anti-Semitic.  And you do this sort of thing all the damn time whenever someone disagrees with you instead of actually addressing their arguments. It’s actually rather similar to what the right always accuses the “politically correct left” of doing.

So yeah. There are many right wing posters (of all flavors: moderate, Trumpist, neocon, libertarian, Red Tory, etc.) who are amazing contributors to this forum. But you aren’t close to being one of them.

I don't even need to look up the thread for context in order to know whom this was addressed to.

[Badger]

Just going to conclude before I go play some computer games after taking off early for the weekend that it is particularly adorable to see California conservatives b**** and moan about what a horrible socialist it managed hellscape thirst aid is.

California conserva tards - - I hate California! The price of housing is immense. Taxes are high. Democrats have ruined this state!

Everyone else - - ok, the road to Oklahoma or Arkansas is that way. Need help packing?

Conserva tards - - um, well.....

Texas> California

In terms of obesity, people without health insurance coverage, High School Dropout rates, sub proficiency scores in math, science, English, bad highways, executions, oh, and to their advantage fossil fuel deposits. Sure.

On pretty much everything else that matters, except in your eyes electing Republicans to Statewide government, Texas is clearly horribly behind California

I am certainly no defender of Texas, but every cited educational deficiency seems to be made up based on stereotypes. The high school graduation rate is effectively at the upper quartile of US states whereas California is at the lower quartile.

As far as test scores, Texas is considered 'significantly above' the national average for both average and number of proficient students for mathematics and science. California is considered 'significantly below' in both subjects. Both are considered 'significantly below' for English. All subjects seems to have a very obvious north/south divide except for when Texas bucks the trend.

https://www.nationsreportcard.gov/profiles/stateprofile/

Badger got owned big time and has been owned throughout that thread

You must be reading a different thread then maybe cuz all I see are people like you whining over how a liberal run economy is an international Dynamo, which blows your own ideology out of the water with reality. I mean, the grumpiness it causes among reaganites like yourself is infectious.

Yeah, those statistics are certainly a newsflash to me. However, why don't you Google US News & World Report, a rather conservative publication, regarding their ranking of State Educational Systems. California ranks an admittedly mediocre 21st a nation, but it's still a damn sight better than Texas's rather Grim 34th in the nation.

I see neither you nor the other poster mentioned the word about other matters such as the horrendous rate of non-coverage of health insurance. Oh, did I even mention the insane prison population rate?

Texas only works because it's sitting on top of mountains a fossil fuels. California is based on Innovation and education which thrives in a liberal environment. At least California's economy doesn't boom or bust along with the price of oil and gas.

[Badger]

Free speech absolutism, marketplace of ideas, sunlight is the best disinfectant activism has been left wanting. People aren't rational actors striving for reality and truth in a marketplace of flat earth, MAGA, anti-vax mass hysteria. Half the people want the lies. And it's been enabled. Because of dumb techbro understanding of 'free speech.'

Cool story, guy with soviet propaganda in his sig.

Speaking of sigs, I’ve got bad news for you...

[Badger]

From the thread regarding the large number of executive orders Biden has signed.

I wonder how many of them he's read.

Oh yeah he's not a policy wonk like Donald Trump.

I love it when people with brazenly hypocritical double standards get publicly owned, regardless of their ideology.

[Badger]

By the time it sees the floor we will have lost the majority.

Mark my words. We will not get either statehood this year.

I could reverse jinx it a million times, offer all the bets in the world - it’s clear this isn’t a priority for leadership. If only Dem leadership was a little more ruthless - they could take a thing or two from the con artists in GOP leadership

you are literally always wrong.

[Badger]

Nothing like a multi page argument on the definition of emo between John Dule and BRTD.

I'm sorry this wasn't up to your intellectual standard of screeching about how everyone in the military is a wife-beating welfare queen.

[Badger]

Nothing like a multi page argument on the definition of emo between John Dule and BRTD.

I'm sorry this wasn't up to your intellectual standard of screeching about how everyone in the military is a wife-beating welfare queen.

This isn't a burn, it's a personal attack

What's the difference?

A burn shows some deftness and wit, and should result in the third party reader's internal monologue replying along the lines of touche, or ouch.

[Badger]

As a heterosexual male, If I have gay friends does that not imply that I should start having gay enemies.

Normal human adults should not have "enemies". You aren't Iron Man.

[Badger]

cc Funny Posts Thread.

I hereby ask the mod team to ban me as NYE's post has drained so many of my brain cells that my IQ can make me considered mentally disabled.

[Badger]

Molten lava levels.

I'm an evangelical Christian but I take the below verse to heart.

"But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret."

That's why I'm personally not a fan of school prayers after a practice or sporting event. I prefer private time with the Lord. I don't know why modern Christians see the coach's practice as a laudable thing.

That verse is really directed more at practices of fasting and more at the Pharisees who would make themselves look as tortured as possible to show how holy they were while fasting.  There's never a wrong time or place to pray.

Jesus Christ was mistaken, apparently.

[Badger]

Context needed.

It would have been less embarrassing if you admitted you are gay.

CC hilarity thread, but I found this one first.

[Badger]

I like General mac, but damn....

I'm honestly pretty surprised that the alt-right hasn't tried to polarize "Vampire" since that song totally blows and I could probably make a video in five minutes saying here's ten reasons why Vampire sucks, only me and my alt-right friends are willing to tell the truth, everyone else is just lying to each other because Olivia Rodrigo is the liberal left's new feminist hero and Joe Biden invited her to the White House.  7 million views within a week, guaranteed.

“Everyone who likes different music than me is lying about liking it.”

Did BRTD hack your account?

The entire second half of that paragraph is me describing a hypothetical video I could make if I wanted to be a right-wing YouTube provocateur.  Are you illiterate?  Do you also think I have a bunch of alt-right friends?

I think Ferguson can be off at times, but I highly doubt he is dumb enough to think you have friends.

[Badger]

Man BRTD, it must be so annoying when people clog the forum with barely relevant posts and threads that are clearly made for attention seeking. Good on you for calling this out buddy.

[Badger]

Just build LGBTQ private schools for them and use an education voucher program. Having public schools is the biggest issue right now. Switching to private and using vouches ensures everyone is happy. The queer kids get to learn about trans surgery, and the school board Karen lets her child learn about Christ.

Because the 'separate but equal' doctrine worked out so well last time...