The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Landslide Lyndon]

Peter Daou wants Biden gone tonight.

Evan Bayh, Phil Bredesen, Klobuchar should step in his place.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

For now, no. I will only believe it when the lady in pink screams it on the TV.

[Technocracy Timmy]

A Japanese magazine is saying he’s in a vegetative state.

I find that doubtful; the man’s never eaten a vegetable in his life.

[Technocracy Timmy]

0-5 : hardline atheist and socialist upbringing on kibbutz.

6 : whisked away under cover of darkness to Azerbaijan to be taught in the school of the Qara Keshish, as is the birthright of the heirs of the Derbandid Shirvanshahs.

8 : escaped the mountainous Shirvan with the assistance of Mormon missionaries.

9 : travelled along Born Again book tour and speaking circuit

10 : Baha'i

13 : celebrated bar mitzvah

14 : assigned religion beat at school paper

15 : target of fatwah for published content in said paper

16 : social media summer intern at the Vatican

17 : deep undercover as Buddhist monk in Lhasa exposing financial misconduct by the office of the Dalai Lama

18 : followed Creed on tour

19 : ingested peyote on road trip to New Mexico

20 : went on Hajj

21 : finally read Hobbs, didn't care much for it

22 : graduated cum laude from rabbinical school

23 : Wiccan, for the romantic aspect

24 : Unitarian Universalist wedding guest

25 : excommunicated by Ukrainian Orthodox Church

26-present : Kabbalist

[Badger]

I suppose you could count "lock her up" as a promise fulfilled on a technicality. Hillary Clinton has been confined to her home, after all.

[Corbyn is (no longer) the leader of the Labour Party]

All signs point to Castro running for Gov in 2022, should Ds win TX. Beto said if Dems win TX in 2020, he would recruit someone good in 2022 to run for Gov

What on earth are you talking about? This thread is about Florida, not Texas.

Ignore him, he's the local idiot

Don't Disrespect OC Simp

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Lisa's mom: Yates in drag

"I definitively have brain cancer."

[free my dawg]

Do you even actually know any Bernie supporters intimately irl? Or do you just make things up as you go along?

I believe in having intimate relationship with only one person at a time.

Between this and the signature, he seems like my favorite anti-Bernie poster already.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Have I got an opportunity for you, my friend, really exclusive. Ten thousand acres of pristine Lake Michigan shoreline in Indiana. Just wire me $4000 to let me get the documents and stuff sent to you and I promise you'll make your investment three times over in like two months. Trust me.

[It’s so Joever]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482024728698028043/708567100301770832/atlas_pc.png

Which one are you?

(thanks to Timmy/Hcp/Sestak/Scott/Skunk and a few others for helping out)

This meme must be immortalized.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482024728698028043/708567100301770832/atlas_pc.png

Which one are you?

(thanks to Timmy/Hcp/Sestak/Scott/Skunk and a few others for helping out)

This meme must be immortalized.

Beautiful.

[Horus]

Do these dark money donors launder Russian money?

Yes, directly to Janet Nguyen.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

1945.

They began in AD 70, when Bible Times ended.

Before Bible Times you had Dinosaur Times. After the Middle Ages you had the Good Old Days.

[Dr. Arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482024728698028043/708567100301770832/atlas_pc.png

Which one are you?

(thanks to Timmy/Hcp/Sestak/Scott/Skunk and a few others for helping out)

This meme must be immortalized.

Beautiful.

Why do I never make it on to these things? xD It must be that I don't make enough noise. Time to grab the cymbals.

[OSR stands with Israel]

I've changed my positions on dog-whistles.  Dog-whistles truly are everywhere.

Democrats are criticizing Trump over tariffs.  Guess who else didn't like tariffs?  That's right, pro-slavery politicians.  Clearly Democrats are sending pro-slavery dog-whistles by opposing Trump's tariff policy.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The unintentional hilarity ensues!

Russian bear has hacked the Atlas server and is now deleting your posts.

Just stop, it isn't funny to just mock posters that you don't like.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The post just before me represents one of the pettiest and vindictive personal attacks I've seen in a while.

Given the OP's history of racist remarks the post before you is a fair game.

Thank you 👏

I'll note Hindsight's history of ad hominem attacks as well.  So I certainly consider my response fair game as well.

Seriously Fuzzy out of all the people you take offense of me sniping at it’s the AAD “why can’t Hitler come back 😭” dude?

OK, Boomer.

That was the most petty and vindictive ad hominem attacks that I have ever received. I will now go complain to the mods and after they don’t do anything complain that they are bias.

Psalms 2:8
Ask of me and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482024728698028043/708567100301770832/atlas_pc.png

Which one are you?

(thanks to Timmy/Hcp/Sestak/Scott/Skunk and a few others for helping out)

This meme must be immortalized.

Beautiful.

Why do I never make it on to these things? xD It must be that I don't make enough noise. Time to grab the cymbals.

I make enough noise, yet still, nothing

[ON Progressive]

lol no we've played this game before and seen the result

We have seen this game before and it resulted in
1. A Prada socialist bisexual atheist being elected Senator in Arizona
2. An unmarried black woman coming a point away from bein Governor in Georgia
3. A hit-and-run DUIer who was a loud supporter of the NFL kneelers nearly winning a Senate seat in Texas

1. One of the most conservative Democratic senators, not a moderate

3. A pro natural gas Democrat

I didn’t know Beto supported farting in public

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The next comedy thread MUST be named after Scott

You're very likely here until you or the forum dies

I intend to download an AI version of myself before I pass so i can continue posting from the beyond, much like Olawakandi who actually drowned in Lake Michigan a decade ago.

Posting on the Atlas is like the Mormon marriage: extends beyond the grave.

I think it's more comparable to heroin; feels good at first, but then you watch your life slowly slip away.  Your real friends start to abandon you, because no one wants to hang out with someone who spends hours each day in their room gerrymandering maps and analyzing poll crosstabs.  And before you know it, you're out giving handjobs behind the gas station to pay for a lifetime Atlas membership.  Because you need that extra data.  You need that data just to survive.

And you never can leave, because you've made so many friends in the process who enable your addiction.  There is nothing you can do.  Death is inevitable.

[fhtagn]

I am as rabid Auntie neo-confederate as it comes

[GeorgiaModerate]

I am as rabid Auntie neo-confederate as it comes

With Badger's app, I'm only surprised it didn't come out as "rabbit".

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I am as rabid Auntie neo-confederate as it comes

With Badger's app, I'm only surprised it didn't come out as "rabbit".

His app doesn't do those sorts of Trix.

[GeorgiaModerate]

„If the unskewing begins ... Biden wins !“

Old proverb from Austria.

[SevenEleven]

Every Breath You Take

Funny, both the police and The Police are famous for that.