The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

It seems that certain people can't accept that their side can possibly lose without it being cheating:

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It'd be fun to hear their explanation for how these supposed MS blacks got registered to vote in AL and got AL photo IDs in order to vote. I swear some people don't even use their brains.

Simple. Black Precinct in Birmingham, Montgomery, or Dallas County, maybe Tuscaloosa, and the following happens

Hello there Reverend Niger

Why hello there poll Watcher porch monkey. How use be doing today?

Oh I be fine. I'd be fine got to wash this poll voting thing going on all day. Los amazing.

Chuckle chuckle. Load ain't it though. I just use my welfare stamps and what not, plus all the checks I get from northern Jews talking about trying to get Democrats around here, and that usually does.

Used don't say! Why I be doing the same thing

He he he he ho ho. Well ain't that the darndest. Anyhoo, I've got me a Bus full of brothers and sisters from Mississippi Outback. You know how he's going to take care of this right (big wink)

Oh yes sir I does. You just get them on back. I'll get them I miss her ribs and Fried Chicken and watermelon

Events do that. I had to give them a bottle of Ripple each to get them on the bus and now there's going to be hungry

Ain't no worries. Oh mr. Soros got us lots of money. You just get them fine Mississippi brothers and sisters lined up. He's going to get ourselves some Whitey tonight oh, ain't we!

Sho Nuff!

(And scene)

And so this track plays itself endlessly on the average Fox News viewer in Alabama

[Santander]

If I posted that, people would be calling for me to be banned for mocking blacks.

[Kamala]

I would love to be a mod we need more conservative mods on this bi-partisan site.

[Badger]

If I posted that, people would be calling for me to be banned for mocking blacks.

But those with reading comprehension would defend you because it is apparent, especially from the explicit last line, that it is a parody mocking right-wing racist conspiracy theories

But maybe not for you cuz you are such a racist Pig.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Click for context to get the humor:

wow this deportation policy is out of control

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Where is Trump? He lost the PV by 3 million votes and he's been pretending to be president ever since. Still didn't get over his loss!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

If I posted that, people would be calling for me to be banned for mocking blacks.

But those with reading comprehension would defend you because it is apparent, especially from the explicit last line, that it is a parody mocking right-wing racist conspiracy theories

But maybe not for you cuz you are such a racist Pig.

that's like 2% of Atlas though

[IceSpear]

He fulfills his lifelong dream and becomes manager at the local Chuck E. Cheese.

[junior chįmp]

Everytime is see this pic used on this forum, I lol:

[WMS]

I cannot wait for it to be passed next week so I can update my personal finance forward predicted annual budget for the next 50 years with newly passed tax plan.  Will involve some quick visual basic equation changes and it will be fun.   Then I can finally say "so let the excel spreadsheet be updated, so let it be done." 

50 years? How old are you?

He's 119, but only the portrait in his attic shows it.

Also part of the Burn Ward.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Credit where it's due

Glad someone has declared mission accomplished in Iraq. We can be sure that means there will be no more problems.

[IceSpear]

Listen how many Moore times do I need to say it? Yes Jones he did win an impressive victory, also doing a recount is pointless but the SOS should look into voter fraud.

Let me tell you a secret: the Alabama SoS is one of us. Master Soros has him in his back pocket.
So stop speaking or else a black helicopter will appear in the following hour and will take you to a secret FEMA reeducation camp where they will brain-wash you and suddenly you'll find yourself liking gay sex, arugula and Lena Dunham TV series.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Isn't he like 13?

His profile says 25.

It's all the same to Roy Moore, baby.

[Sirius_]

Y'all are missing the point.  This is part of the Trump's administrations efforts to be supportive of minorities by seeking more opportunities for black lungs.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

For bragging about commiting sexual harassment in this thread.

I would favor an Ethics Committee investigation of smoltchanov rather than outright banning him without due process.  How do we even know he was saying those things?  It's possible that the people accusing him of making those statements are lying or exaggerating.  Maybe they're even being paid off by his political opponents.

[TheSaint250]

Well, seeing as I'm right about everything, I'm obviously politically correct

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

No words aren't violent and this shouldn't even be a debate.... I mean come on 8 year olds know better than these sad pathetic excuses for men in the millennial generation that can't even get girlfriends because of how much of losers and bats males they are. Really I'm embarrassed to call myself a millennial

Um, a man doesn't "get" a girlfriend. We're people with rights and agency.

Such a millennial attitude!

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Krazen is an extremely entertaining and witty poster. His contributions to discussions on political geography are simply invaluable and this forum would collapse without it. I love him.



Can you put the safety back on now, Torie?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This thread reminds me of another person who tried to censor content they didn't like. Hm... I wonder who?

[Mike Thick]

Well, just checked and my family will be losing a few thousand dollars on this. Thanks for the tax cut!

Move out of DC and into Virginia and you’ll get a nice cut

Or just get married

“How the Republican Party Forced Me to Confront My Fear of Commitment”

[Landslide Lyndon]

Interesting. New Mclaughlin poll has Democrats narrowly leading the generic ballot 45-44.

http://mclaughlinonline.com/2017/12/20/december-national-survey-results/

For anyone not knowing who these clowns are, they are the polling company that showed Cantor crushing Bratt by 40 in the primary a few days before he lost by 20.

It was raining in NoVA that day.

[heatcharger]

Will most Americans even care?

Will suburban white women who are characterized as "privileged white women" care?

bronz just saw a black person on the subway, folks.

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Cardinals embarrassingly rebuke Clement, declares Avignon decision 'null and void' « on: October 7, 1378 at 10:41:39 pm » You must be logged in to read this quote. What you just said made NO sense at all! Avignon is the PALAIS of the pope end of story! Urban and the Neapolitans and of course the Collegium are so evil they are going to punish the only city in Christendom with FAITH! I'm proud of Pope Clement and France these past two weeks I have felt more French and more Catholic than any other time!

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Context: Petition to make a Neoliberal avatar

[X] OneJ_

Btw, what would they look like?

The state outline superimposed over a picture of Hillary’s face

This would be amazing.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Trumpy Bear vs. Obama dildo.  Discuss with maps.