The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Landslide Lyndon]

Is she wearing a diaper?

This is not a thread for discussion of your fetishes.

[Torie]

Pence, it would be so much easier for you to just say that your views have evolved on the matter, along with so many others in our society, rather than just lying like a rug.  Sad!

pretty sure Pence doesn't believe in evolution so that's a no-go

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

There is absolutely no reason why people shouldn’t start smoking these days. It really makes me sad when I see my classmates go outside to smoke with the professors. These kids are so dumb.

Your classmates (smart, ambitious): go outside to engage in a social bonding and networking experience with their professors and fellow students, ensuring future academic and professional success.

You (a slothful fool): alienates himself from the group, ensuring a future of abject poverty and misery.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

That is a gorgeous........ bookcase behind you.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

His ad / intro video here is titled "Humanity First":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhArPPmHjCs

He really seems to be running a scare campaign about robots taking our jobs.  But I ask you, if a robot was assembled in Mexico and brought to the United States as a child, is that really its fault, or the fault of its creators?  Shouldn't we consider an amnesty for robots brought to this country at a young age?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The robots are a big problem, folks. They're taking all our jobs. And when the scientists send us their robots, they're not sending us their best. They're bringing crime, they're bringing drugs. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good robots.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

"Where in your state would you not live?"

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[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Probably either Ribeye, KY or Filet Mignon, MS

[Mr. Morden]

He's a Neocon who wants to transition into a waterfowl.  If you're trying to put together a diverse well-rounded internet discussion community, he checks two boxes.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Wait, OP do I know you irl?

If you feel comfortable saying, is your name Maddie? Or Ashley or Jennifer or Sara or Sarah or Maya or Summer or Alyssa or Amanda or Marie?

PM me if it is. We can clear up whatever it is making you hate me.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

What'd Hillgoose even do lol

He made joke threads instead of doing something relevant and important like empty quoting banal posts.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Click for context:

“So, what are we, some kind of suicide squad?”

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

I wonder if this has to do with circumcision. European countries hardly ever circumcise their kids, especially lately, and there are virtually no mass shootings, mass stabbings etc.

[RINO Tom]

LOL, might be my Saturday buzz, but this made me LOL:

You're one lucky bastard, RINOTom.

Oh please, I would consider myself very unlucky if I had a skinny blonde girl wrapped around my arm.

Send ‘em on ovah.

[Atlas Force]

Ultra-HP who, besides showing the suicide forest video, is a huge racist who disrespected Japanese culture when he was in that country.

Hmm...sounds like a credible challenger in the GOP primary.

[Virginiá]

Context: Scholars rank Trump as the worst President in American history

Hahahahahaha [...]

Hate to say I told you so, but...I told you so.

I’d also like to say that the American electorate who put him there are among the worst generation, making their grandparents rotate in their graves.  To the Trump voters, I give a giant F you and a middle finger.

I'm fully aware that I'm very likely to be the only one who laughed out loud at that. I've never seen anyone say "spinning" in their grave like that

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Context: Scholars rank Trump as the worst President in American history

Hahahahahaha [...]

Hate to say I told you so, but...I told you so.

I’d also like to say that the American electorate who put him there are among the worst generation, making their grandparents rotate in their graves.  To the Trump voters, I give a giant F you and a middle finger.

I'm fully aware that I'm very likely to be the only one who laughed out loud at that. I've never seen anyone say "spinning" in their grave like that

If this is what the Russians sent us, then I am completely ready to admit that they totally swung the election to Trump.

[Dr. Arch]

f!ck that sh!t.

real Republicans support LGBT, because the Constitution affirms that America is a secular nation, and anyone who wants to base policy on their religious beliefs is not a follower of the Constitution.

[Atlas Force]

Dose anyone else think everyone but King Lear needs a does of reality?

Trending from Democratic to Republican is like riding an escalator up a floor at the mall. Sure, on very rare occasion you'll be so enthralled by a passing black man that you fall backward, but inevitably you'll remember that you're white and racist and keep riding it up.

Anyone who voted for Trump is locked in permanently. If you think otherwise your dreaming (and btw if you Democrats want to win youll give up on dreamers and overreacting metoo-ers)

/s

I would go even further. Democrats can only win if they adopt the most fiscally populist, socially conservative platform, possible.

History has a number of examples of such parties. Some of which were extremely successful. One was able to control every level of government in their nation for twelve years!

Yes, I think it's clear. Democrats have a lot they could learn from the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. It'll appeal to the white working class and get rid of those pesky social issues. Guaranteed decade in power, at least!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Australia went to West Africa, so it could get all its food Togo.  But the guy at the drive thru forgot to give it napkins, so it got Greece all over its hands when it went back to Europe to eat.  The Greece was actually kind of tasty, so it was no longer Hungry, and the union fell apart.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Post of the year candidate

Armed guards in school will work...until of course a guard decides to shoot up some kids.

A white teacher shooting an unruly black student because "they feared for their own safety"

A black teacher shooting a white student because of "suburban white privilege". Can't wait to see that happen. The left would eat that up.

[Xing]

And every sensible american wants to be responsible for Senator Romney

[Atlas Force]

Well, his dreams of national office died...

[Shameless Lefty Hack]

Russian Facebook memes

The true menace of the 21st century.

CC: The Lief Thread of Simple Truths

/s

[Santander]

I just want to see a wallet full of those words.