The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Let's be honest, folks.

We know how female politicians are judged in America.

Now tell me, without taking party into account, which candidate appears more "electable."

 

Exactly.

So, for that reason, I definitely have a hard time seeing THAT FACE in the Senate any time soon.  Maybe she should consider botox injections to up her GE numbers.

Reported for blatant sexism.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

My sister has her handbags. Surprising and shocking.

[Bacon King]

bruh i want 2 post a pic of myself all iced out with my bling, dabbing as i ride on my hoverboard with all that #swag

but im not sure yall can handle it

[Doimper]

I'm just not sure what happened to convince Limo so deeply that 2018 was not going to be a Dem-favorable year. I wonder if it was as mind-numbingly stupid as what King Lear said when I asked him the same question: "the polls were wrong in 2016"

Like when a pubescent teen picks a person to crush on and convinces themselves that they are or will be in a relationship with that person. And they spend all time rationalizing that it can and will happen and latch onto any sign that it’ll occur and ignore any and all warning signs.

I hope it's not as deep as a crush, because god only knows what he does when a good Republican-favoring poll comes out

Lol. Probably not the only thing that comes out that day.

[YE]

David Valadao's constituent services are pretty amazing. I actually have personal experience with his service. When I went to CA-21, I was immediately greeted with 10 of the finest Latinas, all sent personally to me from Valadao. Each delivered me a delicious Margarita. David Valadao himself waved at me from his Lamborghini, and then threw me the car keys. Valadao then snapped his fingers and a heard of cattle came, which the 12 Latinas (yes, two more came out of nowhere) and him rode on the cattle into the sunset. At this point, I was so drunk from the margaritas that I began humping my Lamborghini.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Fun moment during the pride parade today. A Russian dude approached me and asked if I speak English, and then if I speak Russian. So we started talking (while my friends whisper in Hebrew that we'll soon be getting a room lol), but in a while, I realized that something is weird because he started telling me about how god created the dead sea or something. Eventually his friend got a bible out and showed it to us with the phrase about "men lying with other men shall be stoned" marked. Then the Russian guy started telling me that he doesn't judge me, but "I'll be judged up there". I gave him a thumbs up and a grin, and when he went away we almost died laughing. Ironically for the homophobe, he just made a gay man's day

Would you say he interfered with your... election?

Cue a loud scream followed by the CSI:Miami music (Won't Get Fooled Again).

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Topic: Alabama GOP nominates someone even more racist and confederate-sympathizing than Roy Moore

Santander has gotten old.

[DC Al Fine]

I lol'd

[Politician]

OH GOD

CANDIDATE   VOTE   PCT.   
Archie Parnell
498   67.4%   
Sidney Moore
99   13.4   
Mark Ali
86   11.6   
Steve Lough
56   7.6   
739 votes, 1% reporting (2 of 363 precincts)


Also I think Stewart's favored at this point. Nearly all of PWC and Fairfax still out.

A clown is in both first and last place.

[IceSpear]

This can't be, as Ohio, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania - newly 90% rural, extremely racist and without any redeeming factors, each - are now the bedrock of the Republican Party, as they will be for the next 300 years of this realignment.

[Santander]

You run that risk when you go out in public with that haircut, but I feel still bad for my buddy Rand.

RINO Tom makes a good post.

[Santander]

he's just citing stats?

No, he’s saying that the US becoming less white is very bad.

The left says the US becoming less white is very good and they say it all the time.

Why is one offensive and the other not?

My question as to how many kids you've had to help white birth rates still stands, Santander.

Santander is Asian, he is Alt White, not Alt Right.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

I'm similar. I never tried any illegal substances, never been in jail, I never had kids out of wedlock. But I often feel out of place around certain friends and co-workers.

I've spoken to some family and other friends about it and they seem to have a theory. They think I'm "smart".

One BIG thing that I didn't do, was get a credit card. I know some might think that is stupid

It's longer, but I think that's enough of a sample for you to burst out laughing that the rest doesn't matter.

[PragmaticPopulist]

I guess it doesn't matter that Singletxguyforfun will never find a woman because it looks like he can breastfeed all on his own.

[Politician]

None of the above should be an option in the poll.

Instead, the option should be...


6. Trump leaves office in 2025 as a great and amazing President.

[IceSpear]

No worries - once Gianforte piledrives a journalist, the Republicans will rally behind him

Do we get to pick the journalist?

We should start a gofundme with the goal of flying Chris Cilizza out to Montana.

[IceSpear]

when you guys win inner city ghettos and lose the rest of the map, go ahead and ask yourselves who the real winners are.

Why are you even bothering to use coded language? You already know your posts are gonna get deleted anyhow given the original topic of this thread.

Doesn't Naso work as a server? I wonder how he feels when he has to serve black people.

Naso has to work a job that is beneath him because somthing Obama something. But once tax cuts for rich take full effect and once muslims are deported, he'll finally get rich and its going to be black people who'll serve him. Things just can't go any other way.

[Goldwater]

June 19 2018 I announce I am leaving the Republican Party and becoming an Independent.

June 20 2018 President Trump reverses himself and signs an executive order to keep families together.

Coincidence?

[RINO Tom]

Double whammy from this thread, LOL.

One intentional one:

Toss-Up/Tilt R imo, since Trump only got 45% in rapidly trending D Utah, and suburban educated moderates in Salt Lake City will soon be the bedrock of the Democratic Party. Romney might be saved by Unbeatable Titan Dean Heller's mega coattails , but it'll be a close one.

And one unintentional one:

Trump is popular enough in UT for even Romney to win

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

No, but Puerto Rico has earned it's right for statehood

[ON Progressive]

proper swing map

i like how vermont’s governorship ceases to exist

Phil Scott's popularity causes Canada to annex it.

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

Let's be fair, MS-13 could probably get more Democrats elected to Congress than the DCCC.

[kyc0705]

Wasn't feeling great and didn't want to risk getting some of our older members sick. Would normally have been there.

How considerate of you to endanger your own salvation in order to delay their reunion with Jesus!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

it would only be bravery if she went up to him and said "Mr. President you could not have had sex with Candice Bergen in the early 90s". That's troop-level heroism to stand up like that.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Yes, Genesis is theory and it fits into the Jesus paradigm, that he was the Son of GOD.

Any of the prophets can be described as son of the divine " Jehovah, Buddha or Elijah."
 

We all come from sin or Karma, and death is the price paid for sin. And nirvana and enlighnment can be attained once you make your homegoing or death.