The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Anyone wanna tell me how to change my Username RIP

[Antonio the Sixth]

Anyone wanna tell me how to change my Username RIP

Well, that is unfortunate.

[Mr. Morden]

We have a new Tender on our hands:

Trust me, if you look through my hard drive all you'll find is hours and hours worth of VERY well-developed women banging.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Massive FF. A bit of a special interest backer, but most people are, and those who aren’t are usually awful, divisive, and sometimes even support violence.

This is why no one takes centrists seriously.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were a fascist.

[TheSaint250]

I misread the question and voted far-left.

"Misread the question". Yeah, right, comrade.

[Mr. Morden]

In a thread titled "Opinion of abstinence-only sex ed":

Just make the kids join Atlas.

[IceSpear]

My guess is ‘EnglishPete’ is neither English nor called Pete, and is probably running his account from an eighth floor apartment in Volgograd. He probably has a few pro-Brexit accounts running on Twitter, as well, all with stock photo avatars. And that’s already more attention than he deserves from me, so I’ll stop there.

[Badger]

So men today brag about the amount of porn they watch?

If so, I'm glad I got out when I did.

What does that mean?  Were you a porn star at some point? 

Well, she does like having her means of production seized and distributed amongst the workers...

[NewYorkExpress]

From a thread about a man whose angry that sports team is nicknamed Phoenix, and thinks it sounds like the male reproductive organ.

Hello Mr. Fraughton, I am from Penis, AZ.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Context:

But they picked up a very important seat on the Minneapolis parks board.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Context:

But they picked up a very important seat on the Minneapolis parks board.

The funny part is that, coming from him, I can't tell whether that's sarcasm or not.

[White Trash]

1. No
2. No

If any state tries to secede from the USA, the military needs to go in and kill all the god damn secessionists and their allies. If we lose any state, we lose power. If states start leaving the Union, the Russkies are gonna try to make a move, and we can't let them win.

I would have felt differently if I had lived in TN in 1861. I guarantee I would have supported secession, but I would have been wrong. The Union needs to be as powerful as we possibly can be so that we can oppose the Russkies, Islamists, and red Chinese.

#LetsRoll

Who's drunk uncle is this?

[Kingpoleon]

I expected some hysterical responses to my post calling for the election of Moore along with some name calling. That is even though you do not knowing anything about me.  So I will let you know more about me than you probably want to know. This should possibly be posted on another thread, but I am posting here as I have been personally called names on this thread like confederate

I was born in 1944 in Michigan. I became active in the Republican Party in 1959.  I moved to Memphis, TN in 1975 and to the delta of Arkansas in 1978.  At that time the city I moved to  was 70% white and the fastest growing city in Arkansas.  It has not grown since then because of the Carter hyper inflation and dismal economy.  Also businesses were moving out of downtown Memphis on the river.  Businesses moved further east in Tennessee and South into Mississippi.  The Mississippi River is a barrier. Today my city is 65% black.

The demographic changes have caused the Methodist church I attend to suffer a significant decline in membership.  I am proposing to other members that our next pastor should be black.
I know that will cause some members to leave.  But I believe it is the only way forward.  I guess that makes me a confederate.

Since I became active in the Republican Party in 1959 I have supported the following candidates in the primaries Goldwater in 64, Nixon in 68, Ford in 76, Reagan in 80 after New Hampshire, Bush in 88 and 92, Alexander in 96, Bush in 00, McCain in 08 against our own former Governor Huckabee,  Romney in 12, and Rubio and then Kasich in 16.  I think that makes me pretty much a mainstream Republican.  

Be warned I am generally a yellow dog Republican.

Locally I am known as generally a “red Republican.” That is like a “red Tory” in Great Britain or Canada.  But I am not that “red.”  In Michigan I would be a moderate conservative. . I do love Atlas’ proper use of Party colors.

I was a never Trumper till after the the Indiana primary.  I decided then that after being subjected to the Clintons through two years of Bill as Attorney General of Arkansas, 12 years of Bill as Governor, 8 years of Bill as President, and 6 years of Hillary as Secretary of State I had had quite enough of the the Clintons.  I became a Never Hillaryer.  Every time my wife and I see Hillary on TV we are thankful we made that decision.

With respect to the Alabama Senate race I wish Brooks had won, though he is a foolish member of the Freedom Caucus.  I considered that Strange had made a dirty dirty deal.  I considered Moore a jerk.  

However due to the fact that both Parties have come to the point of being unable to work together and Jones is a left winger rather than a blue dog,  I will not give up any Senate or House seat without a fight.  If I see away for a another Republican to get on the ballot or that a right-in could win, I would switch my support.

I am late in posting this statement due to the fact my wife and I took the black director/pastor of the local Christian mission in the area to dinner at an iconic restaurant in our county.  More evidence I am a Confederate.

I will never post anything this long again on a single non individual topic thread. It is just to give you some knowledge of me.

No one ever really says “my white pastor”. Isn’t that interesting?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

1. No
2. No

If any state tries to secede from the USA, the military needs to go in and kill all the god damn secessionists and their allies. If we lose any state, we lose power. If states start leaving the Union, the Russkies are gonna try to make a move, and we can't let them win.

I would have felt differently if I had lived in TN in 1861. I guarantee I would have supported secession, but I would have been wrong. The Union needs to be as powerful as we possibly can be so that we can oppose the Russkies, Islamists, and red Chinese.

#LetsRoll

Damn. And I thought Janet Reno died.

[IceSpear]

Wow, I support the President’s decision to turn WV into a Chinese vassal state. Look out for Mandarin-speaking hicks in 10-20 years.

[Mr. Smith]

Honestly the introduction of Ford kinda ruined Gravity Falls for me. Not to mention that the finale was a mess, IMO.

If you don't like Ford, at least would you be willing to consider a Chrysler?

Ba-dum chhhhhhhhhh

[Mr. Reactionary]

We could always elect Hillary ... that would be lower.

On the bright side....the White House would get it's silver ware back

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

I'm torn because de-modding you has probably freed up time for you to go stalking teenagers out in the woods as well as assorted basement activities.

[Santander]

Mrs. Robinson

[Antonio the Sixth]

So what is "AWHS"?  Atlas Women's High School?

That would be the smallest High School in the world.

Yes, and it would be majority trans.

By my count I think it’s actually 4-2 cis-trans balanced. I might be forgetting some people though.

We don't even have a mandate anymore. My God, what has this site become?

The People’s Republic of Cisylvania

[IceSpear]

I'm like 99% sure Greedo isn't actually a teenager and is just trolling you all.

I'm 99 percent sure he isn't actually a teenager, but I don't think he's trolling.

I’m definitely 16 especially since I was born in 2001.

[Mr. Morden]

I'm like 99% sure Greedo isn't actually a teenager and is just trolling you all.

I'm 99 percent sure he isn't actually a teenager, but I don't think he's trolling.

I’m definitely 16 especially since I was born in 2001.

WHAT IF HE WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 1 2001 THEN HE'D ONLY BE 15 INSTEAD OF 16 THINK ABOUT IT

[Kingpoleon]

I'm like 99% sure Greedo isn't actually a teenager and is just trolling you all.

I'm 99 percent sure he isn't actually a teenager, but I don't think he's trolling.

I’m definitely 16 especially since I was born in 2001.

WHAT IF HE WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 1 2001 THEN HE'D ONLY BE 15 INSTEAD OF 16 THINK ABOUT IT

WELL BASICALLY THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE

[Sumner 1868]

I just want to scream whatabouts.

[IceSpear]

Michael Flynn is a Democrat. This is partisan politics.