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[IceSpear]

Here's How Bernie Can Still Win.

Context.

[Mr. Morden]

Context:

Umm, this belongs in the Forum Community board.

[Figueira]

>current year
>still having sigs switched on

Huh, I was wondering why you hadn't reacted to the signature I've had since New Year:

[Kamala]

My opinion of Kushner has gone way up.

You know what else has gone up?

The number of Roy Moore's accusers

You know what else has gone up?

His polling numbers! And Dems can only cry about it! You got nothing. You lose. Trump. Karen Handel. The immigration ban. The embassy. And AL-Sen. It is all happening.

The standards are real low over on your side when electing a child molester, a fatass soccer mom, and moving an embassy is considered a win

[Antonio the Sixth]

The Trump convention also includes insults. Edited a few.

You know what, screw it, if we're doing that, we don't even need to specify states.

"Creepy Al"
"Amy"
"Angus"
"Swampy Ben"
"Cuck Ben"
"Crazy Bernie"
"Bob"
"Lightweight Bob"
"Cartel Bob"
"Healthcare Bill"
"Astro Boy Bill"
"Brian"
"Crooked Catherine"
"Baldy Chris"
"Baby Chris"
"German Chris"
"Chuck Weed"
"Cuck Chuck"
"Claire"
"Corporate Cory"
"Good Cory"
"Dan"
"David"
"Rural Deb"
"Urban Debbie"
"Dean"
"Dianne"
"Dick, the other Chuck"
"Ed"
"Gary"
"Heidi the Good Woman"
"Crooked Jack"
"Awkward James"
"Jeanne"
"Flakey Jeff"
"Crazy Jeff"
"Jerry"
"Gay-Killer Jim"
"Cowboy Jim"
"Fat Joe"
"Thin Joe"
"Four-eyes Johnny"
"Ratface John"
"John Booze"
"John, the other Mitch"
"Mario John"
"Frog John"
"Traitor John"
"Skinny John"
"Fat Jon"
"Joni"
"Kamala"
"Crooked Kirsten"
"Lamar"
"RINO Lindsey"
"Lisa"
"Pocahontas Liz"
"Big Luther"
"Little Marco"
"Maggie"
"Mark"
"Martin"
"Mazie"
"Bad Michael"
"Mike Crap"
"Senile Mike"
"Forehead Mike"
"StateFarm Mike"
"Mitch"
"Orrin"
"Bald Pat"
"The other Bald Pat"
"Pat who won because of me"
"Psycho Patty"
"Rand"
"Richard"
"Richard who's pretending to investigate me"
"Hick Richard"
"Gay Rob"
"Roger"
"Money Ron"
"Won who talkth with a lithp"
"Roy"
"Sheldon not in the White House"
"Coal Shelley"
"Sherrod"
"Steve"
"Susan"
"Gay Tammy"
"China Tammy"
"Lyin' Ted"
"Thad"
"Tom who spelled his name wrong"
"Corrupt Kaine"
"Black Tim"
"Todd"
"Tom who needs a dentist"
"Tom the Deporter"
"Pinkface Tom"

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

When are people going to realize Santander isn't actually a terrible person and just says those kinds of things to incite reactions from people?

I dunno, his hatred of everything Chinese seems pretty legit to me.

You can't be labeled -ist against your own people

Well if you're correct then that'll just be sad. Like sadder than Reaganfan sad. (I always thought Santander was Indian though, is he?)

I can confirm he is 100% not Indian LOL

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I think it would be most helpful if we could get a clarification from Dave ....

Good luck with that.

[Santander]

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

so happy for all the gay kangaroos out there

[IceSpear]

Oh, just wanted to randomly leave this gem here in this thread:

OK, one political one (kind of):
-Conservative women are, as a whole, much better looking than liberal women- and it's not remotely close

Context.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Oh, just wanted to randomly leave this gem here in this thread:

OK, one political one (kind of):
-Conservative women are, as a whole, much better looking than liberal women- and it's not remotely close

Context.

I don't think your political views have that much to do with how attractive you are, although the vast majority of women I find attractive are probably Democrats.

[Antonio the Sixth]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow

[Antonio the Sixth]

How my friends from ex-Warsaw Pact countries describe life under communism:



How my friends from Yugoslavia describe life under communism



So either they're totally brainwashed, lived very privileged lives, or things were at least somewhat better there.

(it is factually true, but that doesn't make it less funny)

[TheLeftwardTide]

Angry Socdem is still salty that Periello lost and that the Appalachian WWC he jizzes himself over voted heavily for Gillespie.

[OneJ]

I like this photo; it’s very badass.

I like to imagine they're guarding a mall

(jk jk)

[RINO Tom]

This thread is basically just "type RINO Tom or Santander."

[Santander]

This thread is basically just "type RINO Tom or Santander."

I'm glad you see the humor in it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

We have to solve this bitter dispute by traditional manners of solving complex political problems: having Santander and RINO Tom married. If the public insist on a straight marriage, we'd just have to do a little magic with the knife.

[Kamala]

We have to solve this bitter dispute by traditional manners of solving complex political problems: having Santander and RINO Tom married. If the public insist on a straight marriage, we'd just have to do a little magic with the knife.

Is Santander ready for the demands of domestic life, though?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

If the public insist on a straight marriage, we'd just have to do a little magic with the knife.

Hey, could you cut me in on that? No pun intended.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Expose (inaugurating speech before vote of confidence) of new PM in the nutshell: Poland is cool, govt was cool, thanks Beata, industrial power of Poland is great, economy now is great, in the future no night-watchman state neither bureaucratic leviathan,  tax frauds,  polluted air,  Russian gas, quote from Piketty, sharing economy, we must work all together guys , digitization,  brain drainage,  ASF, build new flats, suport the mothers, jail the rapists, support the elderly and disabled people (infrastructural and systemic changes), Europe is cool,  two-speed Europe, we want discuss about changes in migrant policies, wadda wadda Polish democracy and tolerance great tradition of Europe, Anglo-saxon capitalism do not cope well with inequalities, France and Italy capitalism do not cope well with competition, we can cope with all of that, Poland was among first countries wanted to discuss about tax evasions on EU level, thank you guys from forest services for saving Białowieża forest , Poland must build its soft power tools, Polish security is cool now, thx NATO, PESCO is also cool, but NATO and USA is cooler, new technologies needed, V4 is cool, Eastern Partnership is cool, again soft power and defending Poland reputation, support our diaspora - but guys pls come back you can be happy there, we need ambitious goals like being member of G20 or main pillar of EU/NATO, thanks daddy (Morawiecki's dad is MP, were present during expose), thanks mommy,  you communist Security Service, Poland is our common good, guys Christmas are coming, we need to stop fighting and start disagreeing, 100 years ago our grandfathers could do so we also can lol, Poland stronk, common goals etc. thank you very much <applause>

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Figures that texarkana would be the one to revive a thread with "12-year-old-girl" in the subject.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Figures that texarkana would be the one to revive a thread with "12-year-old-girl" in the subject.

😂😂😂

[AtorBoltox]

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My model assumes that the swing vote is no greater than 2/x where x is the percentage total number of votes counted*100. I've tested it for countless elections, and it's only once been wrong - the PA election last year calling against Trump.

So in this example, 65 percent of the vote is in.

So 2/65 = 3.07. That added to Jones gives us 45.3 + 3.07 = 48

This is under 50 percent so Jones cannot catch Roy Moore.

Within 2% I won't call until 90 percent is in. The model is less good with really close elections.

I also give it an extra percent before I call the election - a 'fudge factor' if you will so that takes care of the 1% off calls, as in PA for Clinton. I also try to call the 'downswings'. Has to have two sections above the callable point.

At 1/x the candidate has a 'statistical lead' meaning that the other candidate is officially behind.

[Cactus Jack]

I am a white woman from Alabama and I am deeply shocked, I stayed at home because I could not vote for Moore, but it hurts my heart that a Democrat wins the state, it really is a nightmare.