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But this woman would seek to squash anyone and any business who and that isn't a stress free green vegan organic non gmo gluten free bph free whole foods kale munchin sjw censoring hypocritical safe space reverse-racist nose ring bearing beanie and beret toting latte and dunn bros coffee sippin check yo privilege belting angry and entitled brat types.

[IceSpear]

Yeah I don't think I'm going to rely on the guy on Twitter that went from wow Northam is going to win by the biggest margin since 1985 to he's relying on just absentees now over the course of a few hours.

Sounds like an Atlas poster to me.

[IceSpear]

Come on guys, let’s focus on the real issues - not this fake news. Moore’s ardently pro-life; we need to ensure that if he had impregnated that 14 year old 8/9th grader, she’d be forced by law today to keep it.

[IceSpear]

[both-sides-do-it] I'm not sure about pedophilia, but sexual abuse is rampant in Hollywood and since nearly everyone in Hollywood is Democratic I'd say that this is a classic case of "both side do it". In different ways the inbred hick marrying off his 18-year old daughter in WV and the fat bisexual limousine liberal abusing 18-year old boys in Hollywood are just as bad. Both sides do it .[/both-sides-do-it]

[IceSpear]

My guess is ‘EnglishPete’ is neither English nor called Pete, and is probably running his account from an eighth floor apartment in Volgograd. He probably has a few pro-Brexit accounts running on Twitter, as well, all with stock photo avatars. And that’s already more attention than he deserves from me, so I’ll stop there.

[IceSpear]

Wow, I support the President’s decision to turn WV into a Chinese vassal state. Look out for Mandarin-speaking hicks in 10-20 years.

[IceSpear]

I'm like 99% sure Greedo isn't actually a teenager and is just trolling you all.

I'm 99 percent sure he isn't actually a teenager, but I don't think he's trolling.

I’m definitely 16 especially since I was born in 2001.

[IceSpear]

Michael Flynn is a Democrat. This is partisan politics.

[IceSpear]

Here's How Bernie Can Still Win.

Context.

[IceSpear]

Oh, just wanted to randomly leave this gem here in this thread:

OK, one political one (kind of):
-Conservative women are, as a whole, much better looking than liberal women- and it's not remotely close

Context.

[IceSpear]

He fulfills his lifelong dream and becomes manager at the local Chuck E. Cheese.

[IceSpear]

Listen how many Moore times do I need to say it? Yes Jones he did win an impressive victory, also doing a recount is pointless but the SOS should look into voter fraud.

Let me tell you a secret: the Alabama SoS is one of us. Master Soros has him in his back pocket.
So stop speaking or else a black helicopter will appear in the following hour and will take you to a secret FEMA reeducation camp where they will brain-wash you and suddenly you'll find yourself liking gay sex, arugula and Lena Dunham TV series.

[IceSpear]

In all fairness, Feinstein was around for the Civil War and lost many friends in the conflict

[IceSpear]

Bagel is a transphobe, not a "hillbilly."

Thank you, finally someone labeled me right.

Did you choose your username as being the thing you lost your virginity to and the age at which you lost it?

[IceSpear]

Of course Kim Jong Trump reads his briefings. They're carefully tailored to his level.

[IceSpear]

I guess it's fitting that a Republican president would spend his days lazing about with Fox News blaring on the teevee, angrily regurgitating right-wing media talking points on Twitter.

The useful idiots have taken over. The snake is eating its own tail.

If this were a level of Hell in the Divine Comedy, it would be a fat, elderly white man defecating into his own mouth, then defecating that excrement out again so that he could once again eat it.

[IceSpear]

We already do - it's called the Congressional elections board.

Context.

[IceSpear]

The base won't hold this against him, but white Alabamians might. He needed some whites, especially college-educated whites, to win and he'll need them again in 2020.

What? White Alabamians would probably be more likely to vote for him if he votes like a centrist.

Have we tried running a progressive in Alabama?

I'm pretty sure it would be as effective as running a Klansman in Bronx.

[IceSpear]

He who feeds you, controls you - Thomas Sankara - Snowstalker.

[IceSpear]

Darn, I thought this was going to be about failed secession efforts or, at the very least, WV.

Context.

[IceSpear]

Congratulations on your lump of cells

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[IceSpear]

Democrats have zero principles.  More at 11.

Aren't you the person that went from voting for Jill Stein to being a libertarian in a few months?

[IceSpear]

Democrats have zero principles.  More at 11.

Aren't you the person that went from voting for Jill Stein to being a libertarian in a few months?

I voted for Trump but my second choice on election day was Stein. Politics isn't all black and white like partisan hacks like you two think.

Sure it's not, if you vote based off stuff like how much you like a candidate's haircut, how much you liked one of their folksy ads, or how they make you "feel." But to then turn around and criticize others for not standing by their supposed ideological principles is hilarious. On second thought though, it might've been a better addition to the irony mine than here.

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This can't be, as Ohio, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania - newly 90% rural, extremely racist and without any redeeming factors, each - are now the bedrock of the Republican Party, as they will be for the next 300 years of this realignment.