The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Mr. Smith]

Most people just don't like a right leaning political member on the forum who objects to the continual flow of red hot dross spewing out of the snowflake volcano..

So let him rip.

If he was ripping Trump supporters with the same vigour, no one would have a problem with him.

I dunno, if jfern posted 35-50 times a day like EHarding, I'd be just as annoyed. In fact, probably more so, because liberals like him tend to bother me quite a bit.

Give this forum a little more credit Meclazine.

Why do i feel like i just got told off by my mother.

I am going to my room now and not going to post online for 6 hours.

[Mr. Smith]

Game of Thrones got more than 50% in the 3-way battle with The Office and Parks and Rec. The contest ended there. Game of Thrones wins.

This.

And it also had more total votes, I believe.

Compromise: Game of Thrones won the Popular Vote, Parks and Rec won the Electoral College.

[Mr. Smith]

EHarding
Kingpoleon
Ghost of Ruin
Pbrower

-Come on, man. I'm not even remotely like the other three. Also, Kingpoleon?

I'm bipartisan. Both sides are represented. Let's try and be moderate, okay? 👌🏽

[Mr. Smith]

A lottery ticket will either win or it won't. Buy a ticket and you have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery.

[Mr. Smith]

Wow, Spark's thread is on a role, first BRTD, now this:

[Mr. Smith]

Good people don't join the U.S. Border Guard.

Good people don't decide to become police officers.

[Mr. Smith]

Yea, he is a Environmentalist as well, which is very odd for a Republican. He turns off the water if his kids shower more than 5 minutes, as he says it is wasting water.

Yeah, he needs the water for his own shower with the housekeeper.

[Mr. Smith]

Why is this forum so obsessed with hating her?

Because this is forum of Hilary democrats, they hate anyone or anything not pro Hillary, doesn't matter if it's Bernie wing of the party, Trump, Biden etc.

No, that's pretty much spot-on.

[Mr. Smith]

HP, her fault San Francisco is a nightmare to get through. Why couldn't Carol Silver have become mayor instead?

Why couldn't Leo Ryan have lived that same day and gone for higher office?

Leo Ryan was assassinated 9 days before Moscone and milk.

Really? Whoops.

This is what Kool Aid does to people.

[Mr. Smith]

It appears as though the Kanderposting has moved onto another target:

Oh, just call it Kandering at this point

[Mr. Smith]

At least I admit it, unlike most conservatives.

LOL, you're not a conservative.

Posted that a little too soon, genius.

Get a room, you two!

[Mr. Smith]

The mountain is just aroused by the fact that it's free in the open air, and not locked inside an Austrian basement.

[Mr. Smith]

Honestly the introduction of Ford kinda ruined Gravity Falls for me. Not to mention that the finale was a mess, IMO.

If you don't like Ford, at least would you be willing to consider a Chrysler?

Ba-dum chhhhhhhhhh

[Mr. Smith]

Has never made a single intelligent post, is a fake moderate, and a useful idiot for the left.

Come on Harry... Fhtagn and I don't always agree... but if push came to shove, and shove came to knees to the crotch, and knees to the crotch came to serious hair pulling, and serious hair pulling came to Obamaesque Terrorist Fist-Jabs... we all know Fhtagn would, well... we'd both be super confused and probably just go on the roof and smoke a bit and enjoy the view.

And, that, my friend, can bridge any gap.

[Mr. Smith]

He might be able to pull off a Kasich in Iowa.

O'Rourke could use some meat on those bones, but I don't see how his eating habits on the campaign trail are relevant to his prospects as a candidate. In any case, I'm sure that he could feed himself if he were not running for president.

[Mr. Smith]

if there's ever a book written about this forum, this post should be on the cover

Why are you so incapable of admitting to being wrong?

I am not wrong

Which one? I think either of these has a case for it.