The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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Wait... this is 2 months old.
boi why didn't anyone post this sooner

I imagine his cult kept it a secret until a power struggle to crown the new King of the Morons ended.

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Topic: Alabama GOP nominates someone even more racist and confederate-sympathizing than Roy Moore

Santander has gotten old.

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Seriously, is there anything that he says isn't rigged against him?

Unemployment. It was 42% under "O" and is now below 4%. Jobs, jobs, jobs!

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Lean D, since Morrisey has room for growth. That said, it's looking like he's going to squander it.

The only growth Fat Pat will experience is around his waistline.

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Likely Spam, closer to Safe Spam than Lean Spam.

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Ojeda tattoos scare children, and old traditionals. Manchin has no tattoos. Morrisey beats Ojeda too, unless Latinos hop over the wall of mexico, to support their own in Oheda, even through the mountains

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If Bacon seriously loses to an open and proud socialist by admission, he really needs to find a new career field that has nothing to do with politics.

I'm sorry, what?

Kara Eastman is not a socialist. Find me one shred of evidence she's ever claimed to be a socialist or has ever supported socialist policies.

She openly supports single-payer.

til margaret thatcher was an open and proud socialist

Since the NHS is more extreme than just single payer, she had every rich person in Britain executed for treason against the working class.

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In 2056 there will be a civil war pitting states east of the Mississippi vs. states west of the Mississippi, and after the East wins the war, voters will be polarized along regional lines. The key region will become the 11 states along the 94th parallel, as voters aren't sure whether they should count as the West or the Midwest/South. In 2102, the Western Party will run Cyborg Greg Orman, whose main issue is the promotion of mandatory Thursday night dinners at In-N-Out Burger. The East will re-nominate incumbent Senator Zombie Pat Roberts, whose main issue is defending the status quo of mandatory Wednesday night dinners at Five Guys.

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LIVE LOOK AT THE US ELECTION ATLAS FORUM ELECTION DAY MEGATHREAD

The afternoon of November 6, 2018: ELECTION DAY, on the internet

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A bit of humor in the mess that is the confirmation hearings:

I must say, the writers have brought the SCOTUS arc in this season to a thrilling climax.

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Timmy's tirade in this thread is a result of a bad boy Antifa member "stealing" the woman he had a big crush on.

This actually happened to metoo, which is why I walked away from the dem party. Tired of ricin being sent to my familys house just because they are Trump supporters

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How is this newsworthy? Since Charlottesville all these stupid rallies have been duds. They’re destined to be humiliated.

That's because at rallies these days when the racists send their people, they haven't been sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. But some, I assume, are good people.

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Bredesen will pull this one out

Yeah just like how my dad was gonna pull out the night I was conceived.

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Men like beer, farts, hot tubs, and politics and Atlas offers all of those.

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context

And now we know the scandal that's going to end Evan Jenkins' career

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Is nobody seriously considering the possibility he might be telling the lieral truth, and there is an Asian person stuck inside him? Probably worth making absolutely for sure, if you ask me.

Reported for NSFW content.

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Even Dems think FDR is bad, he is so overrated


Maybe AOC should have lived under Carter's incompetence or Mondale's immense tax increases, then maybe she would know what to support and what not to

wow, a traveller from an alternative dimension! how did you stumble into our humble universe?

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Ooohhhh I feel so bad for laughing

Thankfully our troops where I am are great.

What qualifies as great? Buying you dinner before? Using lubricant?

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I think this is the first time NYCMM has posted something good.

Pleasantly surprised that Tulsi Gabbard doesn't yet feature prominently in this thread.

I want to keep this thread rated PG.

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Thank you, Thumbo. I'm honored to be here; I'll try to keep this short. The case for my candidacy is simple: I am the only conscious being in the world that exists.

It's true. The rest of you people may claim to be sentient beings with the capacity for self-awareness, but I know the truth-- you're all just complex simulations designed to give the illusion of consciousness. There is not another single soul in this universe capable of perceiving stimulus and then consciously synthesizing that information into a course of action. You automatons are incapable of proving the existence of your own sentience to me-- so don't even try.

All of human history and the physical world is nothing more than a fleeting daydream created by my awesomely powerful imagination-- aka the only thing that ever has existed or will ever exist in the universe. As such, you soulless holograms exist only to serve me. None of you are real. You are mere side characters in the grand narrative of my all-encompassing psyche. My anima is a boundless energy that extends beyond the farthest reaches of the universe. I alone am capable of thought, emotion, pain, happiness, or higher-order forms of contemplation.

You will vote for me because you owe the very illusion of your existence to the limitless capacity of my mind.

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Colorado
Ted Kaczynski (G) - academic
Joaquin Guzman Loera (L) - businessman

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What does "hipster Christian-adjacent" mean?

You've heard of Bushisms.
You've heard of Bidenisms.
You've heard of OCisms.
You've heard of Bransonisms.
But now, get ready for the BRTDism.

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More specifically, Traders actively engaged in an attempt at mass murder.

Oh, Badger and your STT...

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Context helps:

As these both appear to be pornographic references, I have placed you on ignore. I am (negatively) impressed by the degree of your mental disturbtion -- I think few would have those terms memorized.

I half expected this to be in response to this post of mine

1) e621
2) furaffinity
3) atlas
4) YouTube
5) Reddit
6) Xitter
7) wv court corruption dot com
wtsa2.com
9)Facebook

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Context helps:

As these both appear to be pornographic references, I have placed you on ignore. I am (negatively) impressed by the degree of your mental disturbtion -- I think few would have those terms memorized.

I half expected this to be in response to this post of mine

1) e621
2) furaffinity
3) atlas
4) YouTube
5) Reddit
6) Xitter
7) wv court corruption dot com
wtsa2.com
9)Facebook

I am (negatively) impressed by the degree of your mental disturbtion.

Thanks