The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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OH GOD

CANDIDATE   VOTE   PCT.   
Archie Parnell
498   67.4%   
Sidney Moore
99   13.4   
Mark Ali
86   11.6   
Steve Lough
56   7.6   
739 votes, 1% reporting (2 of 363 precincts)


Also I think Stewart's favored at this point. Nearly all of PWC and Fairfax still out.

A clown is in both first and last place.

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None of the above should be an option in the poll.

Instead, the option should be...


6. Trump leaves office in 2025 as a great and amazing President.

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Why do you write terrible timelines?

There are 47% of people who don’t like my TL. 47% who think they are entitled to these love stories, novels plot twists you name it.

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Considering I've been Benghazi'd by the Atlas Thought Police since my first month here, it's a miracle I'm still standing.

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Look what Blackburn made her do

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You've all got it wrong. This is actually a poll of the question "how many pounds do you think U.S. Senator Jon Tester gained over the past month?"

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Using my superpowers of reading comprehension, I have deduced that the atlas users who have posted in this thread have an issue with the forecast because it seems too friendly towards dems in the house, and too friendly to the GOP in the senate.

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Bayh-Bayh, Bredi. Pawlenty of better options were open, but you had to go for senate. You've been Kerrey'd off into retirement for good now I reckon.

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Context: Bold 2018 Senate predictions.

Democrats collapse in Senate Races losing: North Dakota by double digits, Nevada, Florida, Missouri, Montana and Indiana.

Menendez barely squeaks by in NJ winning by 2-3 pts while Manchin barely squeaks by as well winning by 4-5 pts.

John James pulls the upset of the night and wins Michigan by less than 10,000 votes. Michigan polls have been awful the last few cycles and that will continue this year. James will overperform in Wayne County and Stabenow won't get the turnout she needs similar to Hillary in 2016.

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Context of 2018 Senate predictions.

AZ: Sinema +1 (D gain)
FL: Nelson +4
IN: Braun +2 (R gain)
MI: Stabenow +14
MN-spec: Smith +10
MO: Hawley +4 (R gain)
MT: Rosendale +1 (R gain)
NV: Rosen +4 (D gain)
ND: Cramer +14 (R gain)
OH: Brown +10
PA: Casey +15
TN: Blackburn +10
TX: Cruz +4
WV: Morrisey +2 (R gain)
WI: Baldwin +11

So net gain of R+3. I think anywhere from D+1 to R+4 has a good chance of happening though.

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yeah Clinton-Palin would be ing insane.


Edit: Especially with Perry as her RM lol. Debates will be ridiculous.

I want to do Palin very badly
But I can't help but believe that the RNC wouldn't allow this

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LOL obviously Safe D, even if "His Excellency Governor for Life, General Doctor Charles Duane Baker IV, Director, CEO, Secretary, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the United States of America in General and Massachusetts in Particular" runs.

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Arkansas Senate race---DEMOCRATIC GAIN
10:20 (72% Reporting)
Mike Beebe 57,13%
Tom Cotton 41,09%

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I really don't see how Trump could win this especially with Hillary only losing it by 2 points ish.

Trump would gain ground in Northern VA, keep VA Beach, and at the same time slaughter Manchin in his home state.

Please tell me who these magical Clinton ‘16–> Trump ‘20 NOVA voters are

They are Romney Clinton voters who actually liked the "Love Trumps Hate" blethargle.

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by the way could you explain what’s the meaning of HP and FF ?

FF = Freedom Fighter
HP = Horrible Person

Don't mind the exaggerations. They basically just mean 'good' and 'bad.'

Thank you for the answer, at first I thought FF meant « French Fries »

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Soon, the expanding D vote from NOVA will meet the expanding D vote from Charlottesville-Abermarle and the expanding D vote from metro Richmond creating SuperNova.  The resulting explosion will propel SirWoody into the far reaches of deep space.

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Some of you may wonder why but this is the reason:

Say I have to move to Elliot county, Kentucky, Waukesha county, or some other heap of trash I don't think I will be able to love it as much as Arlington. Reason for that is Arlington will always bring back all these memories of a wonderful childhood, dressing in blackface in kindergarten, KKK costume in second grade, yellow-face in middle school, saying the n-word vigorously in all of my classes. A wonderful friend circle encompassing NoVA throughout these years, arguing about which NoVA county has the highest median income in the country, highest percent with bachelor degrees in the country, highest amount of federal workers in the country, highest amount of traffic induced suicides in the country, highest amount of 50 year old women named Linda who worked as a CIA contractor until she had three children and became a full-time youth travel soccer blogger.

If I am able to find a good paying jobs and good blackface career opportunities I will stay in Arlington.

/s

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2. Pro Rainbow Jihad and against the traditional family unit

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CRITICALLY LOW ENERGY LEVELS DETECTED IN CENTRAL COLORADO AREA

REPEAT: CRITICALLY LOW ENERGY LEVELS

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AL: Byrne 57-42 Jones R GAIN
AK: Sullivan 54-41 Hibler
AZ: McSally 51-48 Kelly
CO: Romanoff 50-47 Gardner D GAIN
DE: Coons 55-45 Kovach
GA: Perdue 52-45 Tomlinson
ID: Risch 65-30 Jordan
IL: Durbin 58-39 Keyes
IA: Ernst 54-44 Scholten
KS: Marshall 57-43 Grissom
KY: McConnell 54-45 McGrath
LA: Cassidy 55-43 Landrieu
ME: Collins 55-45 Pingree
MA: Markey 50-48 Baker
MI: James 49.7-48.9 R GAIN
MN: Smith 51-48 Lewis
MS: Hyde-Smith 56-44 Espy
MT: Daines 55-44 McColluch
NE: Sasse 62-34 Crawford
NH: Sununu 50-49 Shaheen R GAIN
NJ: Booker 55-41 Hugin
NM: Lujan 52-46 Sanchez
NC: Tillis 52-47 Jackson
OK: Inhofe 59-41 Horn
OR: Merkley 55-42 Pierce
RI: Reed 55-41 Donovan
SC: Graham 56-41 Harrison
SD: Rounds 70-30 Heidepriem
TN: Green 61-37 Clemmens
TX: Cornyn 55-43 Hernandez
VA: Warner 49-48 Freitas
WV: Capito 54-44 Ojeda
WY: Cheney 66-31 Throne

Senate:
Republicans: 55 seats
Democrats: 45 seats

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Yeah if Cornyn's name rec is that low he won't overperform Trump.

But clearly Cornyn is a skilled campaigner because he never lost an election. Even if he was it has been atleast 12 years and he isn't ready for the suburban hate of Trump.

Corbyn will over perform Trump along with most of the Republican Candidates in the Sunbelt (with the Lone exception of Alabama)

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Boomers (my generation)

Gen X


Silent Generation




Gen Z



























Millennials

fixed.